We can't shoot zombies any more!

[Glenn]

As I read some of the threads here and on some other sites, I have come to a conclusion. We can't just blast away at zombies. They have to have DUE PROCESS

Glenn

[mikegideon]

Here's the process:

Hey, a zombie!... BANG

[Mike.357]

got three of them today out in the field. head shots all

[ttocswob]

Well, I can't shoot zombies any less!

[Raoul]

As I read some of the threads here and on some other sites, I have come to a conclusion. We can't just blast away at zombies. They have to have DUE PROCESS

Glenn

Due Process?

Oh, you mean chambering a round...

[QuietDan]

Here's the process:

Hey, a zombie!... BANG

Damn straight!!

[Glenn]

But what about their RIGHTS. What about their trial in an American Court.

Glenn

[mikegideon]

They're zombies. Fire away

[durtyzulu]

you know those cylindrical containers people put by the front door in their hallways for umbrellas? i have a pretty nice one that my wife got at random retail that makes women happy stores that matches everything. it took me 2 years to talk her into letting me keep 2 machetes, a tomahawk, a couple of homemade bamboo f.u. sticks and a really bitchin dead on tools hammer in it for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. marriage is about compromises. i'm ok with that because i got a good one. we've both agreed if the other turns into a zombie to do what has to be done (headshot) then proceed with killing every zombie we see.

[Guest HvyMtl]

Um, rights end when you are dead... could get you on abusing a corpse?

[Tedro2022]

What? Zombies have gone Liberal? I had no idea. I gotta catch the news more often...

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[TMF]

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Good thing they got gun control up there in New York. If I saw this mob going down the street in Tennessee I'd have no choice but to start slaying brain eaters.

[vontar]

But what about their RIGHTS. What about their trial in an American Court.

Glenn

I can answer that.

Taurus Judge

Taurus Circuit Judge

and

the S&W Governor just in case you need to pardon any

[Guest capt usa]

But what about their RIGHTS. What about their trial in an American Court.

Glenn

I would say that it was lost when they quit being American (dead or otherwise).

[QuietDan]

Dead's dead. It's not against the law to kill dead people; they're already dead. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[hkgonra]

John Wayne said it best " Out here due process is a bullet. "

[Guest rondwebb]

I can answer that.

Taurus Judge

Taurus Circuit Judge

and

the S&W Governor just in case you need to pardon any

You can also get "The Jury" involved. Six rounds of .45LC and six rounds of .410.

[SHbicycle]

duly noted from this day on I will change the name of all my fire arms to Due Process.

[Guest pdogkilr]

But what about their RIGHTS. What about their trial in an American Court.

Glenn

Glenn,

I think this is a GREAT idea - assign every single one of them a Lawyer !! No cuffs on the Z's during the initial interview.

I guarantee you the world will be a better place !!

[Mike]

How do you plead?

HRRRNNGGHHGG!!!!

Very well. Blaow!

[Caster]

Blaow!

That sounded weird, what kind of loads are you using in that thing?

[Mike]

My other guns go, pow, pew, and kerplaw..

[Caster]

Oooo, I gotta get me some kerplaw. That's the good stuff there.

[bullitt3989]

_{Yeah if you reload you just get the erplaw. Gotta go factory to to get the k}

[MattCary]

So what the OP is saying is that killing Zombies could be construed as, gasp, a... Hate Crime?

*Shudders.*

Good thing I don't own any guns.