My OC encounter

[dralarms]

I just returned from visiting my mom, she is not doing well but for a 78 year old woman who has held her own through some pretty bad relationships she is doing ok.

Now, while I was there I spilt oil in the bed of my truck (that I use for work and my customers don't want oil in their houses). So I decide to take ti down to the local car wash to spray it out ( oil won't spray out very well).

I pull up and both bays are in use, this one guy is spraying some green goo all over his ride, looks like he is goning to be a while so i ask the guy blocking the next bay if he was gong to be on the vaccum long since all I needed to do is spray out my bed.

He tells me to go ahead.

Now I'm only telling this part because it is critical to the story.

He was a young black man, droopy pants, dew rag, ripped up rag for a shirt and tats.

Any way, I'm washing out the back of the truck and he comes up to me with "hey, you a bounty hunter or somethin"

Which I just look at him and don't say anything. I go back to rinsing out the bed.

MY son comes around the truck as I'm finishing so I decide to have a little fun.

I start yelling at my son ranting and raving, this is what I said " I told you not to hit him so hard, now I got this blood all over the bed of the truck and it won't wash out, what am I going to do now"

I slam the hose back in it's holder and get in the truck.

Look in the morror as I'm pulling away and the look on this fella's face was priceless, the look on his woman was even better.

I'll bet he won't come up to anyone OCing again.

I laughed all the way down the road.

[DWARREN123]

That was not nice!

[dralarms]

That was not nice!

Oh come on, you know you spit coke on the keyboard.

[Guest Broomhead]

LMAO!!

I had a guy ask me that in McDonalds when my shirt rode up over the butt of my gun. I just stared at him and his friend, they split real quick.

[dralarms]

In hindsight I should not have done this. What I should have done was rant about an interrogation did not mean killing the guy and if he was dead he could not answer any more questions and oh crap where did you leave the shovel.

[Sandman]

in response to him asking you if you were a bounty hunter, I would have said..."Maybe...what's your name??"

[Fallguy]

Oh come on, you know you spit coke on the keyboard.

No.....coffee....lol

[Guest ArmyVeteran37214]

[mikegideon]

I only wish you would have convinced him that the other guy died for showing you his underwear.

[Will Carry]

Now that's funny! I don't care what anybody says.......

[Gophert]

I only wish you would have convinced him that the other guy died for showing you his underwear.

[vontar]

people wash their trucks?

Maybe I should try that.