Caption This Part II

[JG55]

[Erik88]

"stupid Americans, they actually believe my husband was born in the U.S"

[Caster]

"..just finished a new commercial appearance for the Disney channel. Can you believe those kids think I care if they live or die? At least I got to stuff my purse full of peanuts from the attendant's cart when she wasn't looking. MAN! Me and the hubby are lootin' this joint six ways from sunday! Jihad!"

[Crawlin]

Tell the inadvisable man to stop tickling my whoo haaa!!!

[Mike.357]

"even I know how I am dressed makes me look ridiculous"

[3gundave]

Does this handbag make my BUTT look big?

[Guest 808-South]

"I'm the love child of oprah & e.t."

[ftncityfatboy]

Does this belt make my boobs look bigger? or from man at her right "walk one step in front of the other, straight line, turn around and walk back.

[mav]

"White House aide tells Michelle Obama, 'The American people say they already pay too much in taxes.' "

[Wingshooter]

She can't even look at it

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[Wingshooter]

Not sure the mustard and ketchup look is allowed after Labor Day...

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[laktrash]

"While my dumb a** Barry is busy taking all the . I' on a 4 year shopping spree and vacation. Dumb taxpayers ,now where's matching my tennis shoes."

[robin48]

" some of these dumbasses think we care"

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[Guest db99wj]

I farted...

[monkeylizard]

"Ronald McDonald called. He wants his clothes back."

[LagerHead]

"And then I told Barry, 'What do I care? It ain't my money!'"

[Guest RobThatsMe]

"Ha... and they wonder how we smuggle tax payer dollars out of the country."

[monkeylizard]

"Fixodent....and forget it!"

[MattCary]

Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.

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