Man in Virginia uses cable to decapitate self after argument with ex-wife: cops

[MikePapa1]

Man in Virginia uses cable to decapitate self after argument with ex-wife: cops

Maybe the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

[Garufa]

Dayum.

[VERO1]

Now that is hard core. Talk about losing your head over a woman!

Yeah, I cleaned it up.

[NRA]

[Guest bkelm18]

I like the comment asking why the cops didn't disable the vehicle with their guns.

[mikegideon]

The little head lops off the big head. May be a first.

[vontar]

don't lose your head over a piece of tail

[Guest lostpass]

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

If you are determined to decapitate yourself you always super glue your hands to the side of your head first. That way it freaks people out.

[Sandman]

Ahhhh...he's from Chicago. Now it makes sense.

[strickj]

Note to self:

"Give me some head, baby" does not mean to actually give her my head...

[LagerHead]

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

If you are determined to decapitate yourself you always super glue your hands to the side of your head first. That way it freaks people out.

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh my butt off.

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh my butt off.

Now that would have been funnier if it had made you laugh your head off, now if I could just find mine.

Which do we ban SUV's or women?

It seems one or both of them cause decapitations. This simply must be stopped, laws must be made and fees must be imposed so that we can be sure that this never happens again. The citizens simply can not be losing their heads while in public.

[Guest Drewsett]

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh my butt off.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

You know the worst thing about it is that she was his EX-wife. He had already gotten out! Why did he go back?

[MattCary]

Seems to me that someone was paying attention when he watched "Hannibal Rising." wonder if he used mayo for lubrication?

[Guest WingMan380]

Note to self:

"Give me some head, baby" does not mean to actually give her my head...

LOL!!! Too Funny

[Steelharp]

"I'll show me!!"

Dumba$$.

[DaveTN]

Wonder if there will be people trying to top that?

[Guest db99wj]

That'll teach her......

[monkeylizard]

I want to know why the trailer was on fire.

[Guest bkelm18]

I want to know why the trailer was on fire.

Why wouldn't the trailer be on fire?

[MattCary]

I want to know why the trailer was on fire.

The trailer was on fire to attract attention to the truck. Otherwise he might have sat there all day with no one looking at him.

[NRA]

Please do not ban cables now ......................... Cables do not kill people, people kill people.

[JAB]

"I'll show me!!"

There are some funny comments on this thread but that is my favorite! I'm still laughing!

There once was a man from old Chi-town

Whose fight with his ex-wife got him real down

But get revenge, he was able

Yanked off his head with a cable

And burned his trailer to make a statement most profound.

Or...

There once was was a man from old Chi-town

Whose fight with his ex-wife got him real down

He sat his trailer on fire

Yanked off his head with a wire

And became a Darwin award winner, hands down.

Edited September 2, 2011 by JAB

[R_Bert]

Wonder if there will be people trying to top that?

climber's harness, seatbelt off, rear window mostly open, cruise control, slow speed.