Shoot Yourself After You're Dead!

[Oh Shoot]

Holy Smoke indeed, I like it!

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- OS

[Caster]

There was a guy at Knob Creek one year long ago selling something similar. He would load your cremated remains into a howitzer shell and blast you into the side of the Rocky Mountains.

[Oh Shoot]

There was a guy at Knob Creek one year long ago selling something similar. He would load your cremated remains into a howitzer shell and blast you into the side of the Rocky Mountains.

I'd rather parcel myself out so lots more folks can personally commemorate.

- OS

[Caster]

I've already got my cremation paid for. No ceremony or death notice (not that I will know or care). If my wife out lives me she'll probably stick me on a shelf somewhere, but I have been trying to convince her to be a little more creative.

[BluewaterTactical]

Wow, that's cool.

[Links2k]

For some reason that freaks me out.

[Garufa]

OS, I look forward to blowing you out of my shotty. Or would you prefer the 9mm?

[Caster]

Hmmm, this is getting interesting to think about. How about loading your loved ones ashes in a belt of 5,56 and carrying it to Kob Creek for one of the guys to pump through an M249! What a way to go; Slicing through an old junk Honda on the firing line in Bullit County.

[LagerHead]

That's how I wanna go out. I love it.

[bigwakes]

My dad always said he wanted his ashes dumped down the chimney of the IRS. Maybe he will settle for this.

[Guest Bluemax]

I have instructed a couple of close friends that; for whatever reason I meet my demise unexpectedly that I be cremated and a very small service held. After the service they gather the retrobates that I have claimed my mates for years and head directly to the nearest" gentleman's" club. There they will pick out the two sexiest, most well endowed perfomers; pay them repeatedly for table dances, and just when the sweat is dripping from every curve of their body...whip out a Scoal can of my ashes..upend it and BLOW !!!! AHH!!