Garden Thug

[Guest SUNTZU]

[Guest brandon_pitt]

have a feeling i am going to have that song/slogan stuck in my head all night. Garden Thug.

[Erik88]

That's the kind of woman OhShoot needs

[Major Kong]

When I saw the thread title I thought it was a new HGTV show based in Memphis. This was a nice surprise.

[Caster]

Oh God. ....and I actually sat through the whole commercial. I feel ashamed.

[hipower]

When I saw the thread title I thought it was a new HGTV show based in Memphis. This was a nice surprise.

Me too. But I actually was reminded of Phil Valentine's Union Thugs, and thougt it might be similar to that.

[TGO David]

I had one of those once. It slapped around my carrots and mugged my cauliflower.

[Guest SUNTZU]

I had one of those once. It slapped around my carrots and mugged my cauliflower.

It keeps its prune hand strong.

[Erik88]

It keeps its prune hand strong.

WIN^^^

[BrasilNuts]

When I saw the title for this thread the first thing of was something akin to a Garden Gnome, but with a gold grill and some kind of sports jersey.

When I was younger I worked for a guy hanging vinyl siding. We were working on a really nice house in Knoxvile owned by an older couple and we needed to cut some branches, but we didnt have any cutters. My boss asked the home owners for some and a few minutes later the wife comes around the house with this little pair of snips. He got the snips and went to use them on a branch about as thick as his thumb, he squeezed and squeezed, but couldnt cut through it. The lady, at least in her 70s, snatched the snips back from him and cut right though it. He was embarrassed to say the least and we were all laughing our butts off!

She clipped a few more branches before she finally showed him that they were a ratchet type clipper.

[Guest pfries]

Oh God. ....and I actually sat through the whole commercial. I feel ashamed.

me two

When I saw the title for this thread the first thing of was something akin to a Garden Gnome, but with a gold grill and some kind of sports jersey.

This may be marketable

[Dolomite_supafly]

I am sure the music appeals to those in their twilight years.

Dolomite

[Oh Shoot]

That's the kind of woman OhShoot needs

Lucky to still have both cojones after all the ladies in my life; sure don't need to hook up with one toting that damn thang.

- OS