It's your gun, you go look.

[bajabuc]

Strange noises in the yard in the middle of the night. She's sitting up looking out the window and I said (see title)

[Il Duce]

Do what

[Erik88]

your posts get stranger every day. I enjoy them.

[Raoul]

Did you play with mercury as a child?

[PackinMama]

Well....I get it. I think.

[Caster]

That's right. No sense taking chances with someone else's gun. If there's a bump in the night that needs investigating, better she goes, she knows her gun better than you.:bowrofl:

[Mike.357]

the post made perfect sense to me.

[Guest Bluemax]

the post made perfect sense to me.

me too

[Raoul]

It makes sense to me too, But I played with mercury as a child.

[bajabuc]

Yup ...mercury (thermometers are such fun) ...and lead paint (latex based paint sucks) ...we were half a block from a chemical storage (they had leak) ...the bearing plant dumped cromium in the watertable. My wife took her gun and discovered a possum trying to scrabble a partial applecore out of the compost barrel in the backyard, he left...she got the "grabber" and pulled the apple out and left it where he could get it. Great idea...now the possum sleeps under the bedroom window...Possums snore.

Edited June 4, 2011 by bajabuc

[Guest The91Bravo]

the post made perfect sense to me.

me too

It makes sense to me too, But I played with mercury as a child.

Me too... too funny

[Sheepdog]

If a man ever has to wash the dishes, do the laundry, or do any other house cleaning, it's only fair that the woman check out things that go bump in the night.

If you want to split up the difficult work, ladies, you have to split up the dangerous work, too.

[Guest Bronker]

the post made perfect sense to me.

It would...

[Guest Aces&8s]

the post made perfect sense to me.

Me too... that's what scares me...

[Murgatroy]

Yup ...mercury (thermometers are such fun) ...and lead paint (latex based paint sucks) ...we were half a block from a chemical storage (they had leak) ...the bearing plant dumped cromium in the watertable. My wife took her gun and discovered a possum trying to scrabble a partial applecore out of the compost barrel in the backyard, he left...she got the "grabber" and pulled the apple out and left it where he could get it. Great idea...now the possum sleeps under the bedroom window...Possums snore.

That is made of so much win.

[Guest friesepferd]

oddly written, but i got it.

wouldnt be much of a discussion at my house though. we may go both check it out, but im sure id be the one with the gun.

my husband has guns and knows how to use them, but im the packer and it's my gun thats ready to go.

[peejman]

"Take the gun, go see what it is."

"Wait! Leave the gun, he might get past you..."

[bajabuc]

"Take the gun, go see what it is."

"Wait! Leave the gun, he might get past you..."

She's a much better shot...younger eyes...27 years younger.

[LagerHead]

Yup ...mercury (thermometers are such fun) ...and lead paint (latex based paint sucks) ...we were half a block from a chemical storage (they had leak) ...the bearing plant dumped cromium in the watertable.

Not to mention you were shot, what, 50 times?

[Guest pfries]

It makes sense to me too, But I played with mercury as a child.

I still do kids think it's a blast......hey boy dross that lead pot fore ya pour the ingot..... darn gotta go

[bajabuc]

shot at lots...hit with damage once...except BB guns and like that. Miss is as good as a mile except in horeshoes handgrenades and nuclear weapons.

[Guest blackbeltchick]

My husband had me checking the bumps in the night way before we had guns in the house!! I'm glad I have my back up now!! Back up #1 is my 1911!! Then the husband might show up:)

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

I have to say .. well.. ..

I know for damn sure my husband would NOT send me outside at night to see what is going on.He protects me at all times.. and I like it that way..

Now if I was alone at night.. yes..I go out and check myself.. but as long as he is around.. he does it.. he makes sure nothing will happen to me.. as a husband should do...( and he shoots better than me )

[R_Bert]

Strange noises in the yard in the middle of the night. She's sitting up looking out the window and I said (see title)

I have a new hero.

[Guest Nunya]

I got it, too.

To continue this odd thread... I was leaving my grandmother's house one night when I saw something move on the porch. I said, "look!" (I was excited that I might get to shoot something). She said, "Oh, that's George, I just put some food out for him." Your wife's not the only one who feeds them.