Best DUI ever!

[deerslayer]

http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html

[Guest bulletproof]

I wonder what it feels like to get sprayed while your're trying to pee.

[Smith]

It was like, he's doing something wrong I'm just not sure how I'm going to write this up! I guess this is where cameras are a great thing to have. Made me smile.

[molonlabetn]

That's awesome...

[Guest canynracer]

LOL

[Fallguy]

Funny...

A small part of me wants to say it's staged though. Best I remember, that's not the typical reaction after being sprayed, usually grab for your face even though that is about the worst thing to do.

Of course....never seen anyone sprayed while about to go to the bathroom either......lol

Oh....and if you were wondering, I used to work at the jail and had to sprayed to be able to use it and saw it used it there and one the road. Didn't want anyone to think I was going out and regularly getting sprayed by the law...lol

[Guest TNDixieGirl]

deer, have you seen this one yet?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5a_uemynU[/ame]

[Mike.357]

pretty funny stuff. I have been known to go road riding on the yard tractor before. Funny how the cop called the road a highway. Looked like a peaceful little neighborhood to me. Not a highway. Dude on the mower was hammered. Can't imagine fixing to pee right in front of a cop like that though. If the video is real the cop was a little over the top with spraying the drunk driver. There was no need for that. The guy was a happy drunk. Loved when the drunk sayed his wife was gonna kick the cops ass!

When I was a kid a neighbor of ours was a notorious drunk. Cops took his license, then took his car. He got picked up and had his mower impounded for driving it up to the corner bar (about 1/4 mile from out house). It was great entertainment for us kids.

We got to see the whole thing.

[Guest Grout]

Hilarious:D

[Marswolf]

The last video reminds me of the story of the cop staking out the bar at closing time. One guy comes out, staggers over to his car, fumbles with his keys for a couple of minutes trying to get his door open. Meanwhile the other patrons get in their car and leave. Guy finally gets in the car and the cop goes over and pulls him out for the standard sobriety check - which he passes easily. Finally the cop asks what is going on, and gets the reply that the guy is the designated decoy.

[KahrMan]

That first video is great. That officer better watch out. That guys wife is gonna kick his a$$:rofl:

[Fallguy]

That first video is great. That officer better watch out. That guys wife is gonna kick his a$$:rofl:

Well we all get a little upset when we run out of beer and the person sent on the beer run is delayed...lol

[strickj]

When I was a kid a neighbor of ours was a notorious drunk. Cops took his license, then took his car. He got picked up and had his mower impounded for driving it up to the corner bar (about 1/4 mile from out house). It was great entertainment for us kids.

We got to see the whole thing.

LMFAO!That very same thing happened to me as a kid.

[Fallguy]

LMFAO!That very same thing happened to me as a kid.

How old were you? At least old enough to reach the pedal on the mower I guess.

(Think I owed you one from somewhere...lol)

[strickj]

How old were you? At least old enough to reach the pedal on the mower I guess.

(Think I owed you one from somewhere...lol)

Good one,and yeah you probably owe me a couple

[molonlabetn]

Howabout this one?: http://www.sptimes.com/2004/12/13/Hernando/Woman_s_DUI_case_ques.shtml

Or this one...: [ame]

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[dunndw]

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