Favorite Qoutations...

[titan14]

" A man can do almost anything with the right tool. "---me

[Verne]

"Beer, the cause of and solution to, most of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

[laktrash]

My buddy again

"Sex with a fat girl is like riding a mo-ped, both are a lotta fun fun but you don't want to be caught doing it"

[bajabuc]

My buddy again

"Sex with a fat girl is like riding a mo-ped, both are a lotta fun fun but you don't want to be caught doing it"

Rodney Carrington has a song about that..it's even on YouTube

[bajabuc]

'Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.' - P. J. O'Rourke

[Guest .45packer]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!

If it don't fit, force it and if it breaks, it need replacing anyway.

[Guest Bluemax]

When I was a kid, and my Dad was alive and in good health, we used to have horses. My Dad was kinda known aoround for being a bit of a horse trader. One bit of advice he gave me after a breakup with one of my teenage sweethearts was this:

" Son..You remember that crazy App mare we traded for in Sweetwater ???

Women are kinda like that crazy bitch

Some of em are just best left unrode "

[Guest nashvegas]

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have f***ed with? ...(pause and spit)... That's me. - Clint Eastwood in Grand Torino

[bajabuc]

If it ain't supposed to move, and it does...Duct Tape

If it's supposed to move and it don't...WD40

[Mark@Sea]

One of many from master Heinlein. Appropriate these days, I think...

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.This is known as ‘bad luck.’.”