Seen any interesting bumper stickers?

[bajabuc]

Tourist Season

Bag Limit: 2 Either Sex

Montana naturally.

[TN-popo]

A few years ago, I bought a "I have what boys want" bumpersticker and stuck it to a fellow officer's patrol car.

He didn't notice it for 2 days...not until the Chief of the Fire Dept pointed it out to him.

It pays to do a pre-shift vehicle inspection.

[buck1032]

A few years ago, I bought a "I have what boys want" bumpersticker and stuck it to a fellow officer's patrol car.

He didn't notice it for 2 days...not until the Chief of the Fire Dept pointed it out to him.

NICE!

[BryanP]

I saw this one ina WalMart parking lot in Cool Springs a few years ago. Personally I think it's kinda funny, but I also don't think it a very intelligent idea to flaunt that around here in the south.

I don't do bumper stickers, but that one is tempting.

(and for the record, I'm from TN, lived here most my entire life, my parents met in the town where I currently live, and the only reason I wasn't born here is because my parents were stationed at an AFB in CA at the time)

[kieefer]

Take your pick, I like the obama lemon.

[hardknox00001]

[Ebow1]

Can't believe I forgot about this. When I was in high school, my older brother became notorious for backing into other vehicles, that or side swiping 'em on his way out of the spot. My senior year, when my brother was in town from college I had a buddy make up one of those "How's my driving, call" bumper stickers, and we put his cell phone number with the area code on it.

[bajabuc]

Seen on an ancient Caddy with all four corners dented: "Beware. Bar Corners"

[Ebow1]

"Insured by Mafia. You toucha my car, I breaka your face!"

[Guest m&pc9]

[vontar]

The Second Amendment America's Original Homeland Security. I have this one.

I brought it at as seen on tv Sevierville tn.

[Slasher]

I always thought this one was funny....

DYSLEXICS UNTIE

[Guest bluemarlin]

Years ago I saw this one stuck to a grill hood inside of a Hooters restaurant in Belle Chasse, LA, "I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse!"

[Guest coldblackwind]

"Broke, don't rob me unless you need the practice" On an suv at mtsu

"Cover me, I'm changing lanes" On a pickup in a drivethrough, as we were in murfreesboro where the idea of driving is floor it and hope for the best, I thought it was fitting.

[Ebow1]

Doesn't really work as a bumper sticker, but I saw a funny sign in a bar here in Bellevue, "We don't serve women here, you have to bring your own".