This is kind of cute.

[Guest TN.Frank]

I got this off of a Dodge Neon forum that I'm on and thought it was pretty funny.

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women, and loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot

tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillancecameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them

in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN !"

And last, but not least

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,

Walmart

[nightrunner]

that's awesome

[Guest TargetShooter84]

Funny

[Guest someguy12341]

...There's a Dodge Neon Forum?!?

[Guest ETS_Inc]

...There's a Dodge Neon Forum?!?

No kidding. That'd imply that there are at least two people who like those cars. I mean, the only two worse cars on the road are Kia Rio's (which I unfortunately own), and Yugos.

[shaftbass]

lol @ Neon forum.

[SkWaShDeM]

No kidding. That'd imply that there are at least two people who like those cars. I mean, the only two worse cars on the road are Kia Rio's (which I unfortunately own), and Yugos.

You forgot Peugots.

[Marswolf]

I shouldn't have read that. Gives me too many good ideas....

[fury2neon]

No kidding. That'd imply that there are at least two people who like those cars. I mean, the only two worse cars on the road are Kia Rio's (which I unfortunately own), and Yugos.

Hey, can say what you want but the Neon I had took out a full sized GMC pickup. That Neon lasted another 50k miles before I traded it. The GMC never moved on its own again.

My neon had fewer problems, that is until we were rear-ended by the GMC Pickup, than any car I have ever owned.

I guess there is forum for everything though.

[strickj]

I may or may not have done a couple of those