Osama isn't really dead

[kieefer]

The TRUTH about Bin Laden's burial at sea.

Bin Laden Given Religious Funeral Prior to Sea Burial

Published May 02, 2011

Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at

sea, senior military officials told Fox News.

Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson

aircraft carrier at about 1:10 a.m. Monday in the Persian Gulf.

In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped

in a white sheet before buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S.

military and intelligence officials said.

Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the Team

pissed on him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot

dog up his ass, and pushed the Mother ****er overboard with the other

garbage," a senior SEAL officer said.

(Oorah!! - Job well done!)

[dralarms]

The TRUTH about Bin Laden's burial at sea.

Bin Laden Given Religious Funeral Prior to Sea Burial

Published May 02, 2011

Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at

sea, senior military officials told Fox News.

Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson

aircraft carrier at about 1:10 a.m. Monday in the Persian Gulf.

In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped

in a white sheet before buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S.

military and intelligence officials said.

Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the Team

pissed on him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot

dog up his ass, and pushed the Mother ****er overboard with the other

garbage," a senior SEAL officer said.

(Oorah!! - Job well done!)

Damn straight.

[Guest brandon_pitt]

I like that ending more. Seems more fitting, don't ya think?

[Guest TnValleyBulletman]

The TRUTH about Bin Laden's burial at sea.

Bin Laden Given Religious Funeral Prior to Sea Burial

Published May 02, 2011

Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at

sea, senior military officials told Fox News.

Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson

aircraft carrier at about 1:10 a.m. Monday in the Persian Gulf.

In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped

in a white sheet before buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S.

military and intelligence officials said.

Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the Team

pissed on him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot

dog up his ass, and pushed the Mother ****er overboard with the other

garbage," a senior SEAL officer said.

(Oorah!! - Job well done!)

It would be a shame to disrespect a pulled pork sandwich that way. A porker has...other parts that would have been more suitable:p

[Guest adamoxtwo]

The Guy who Pulled the trigger

The Navy Seal Who Killed Osama Bin Laden from Rob Riggle, Chris Henchy, NickCorirossi, CharlesIngram, FOD Team, BoTown Sound, and Owen Burke

[mikegideon]

The Guy who Pulled the trigger

The Navy Seal Who Killed Osama Bin Laden from Rob Riggle, Chris Henchy, NickCorirossi, CharlesIngram, FOD Team, BoTown Sound, and Owen Burke

[Guest HvyMtl]

Hmm. His whiny kid is now in on the conspiracy, too. Claiming the thing was illegal, and the funeral done incorrectly. Sounds like another Bin Laden needs to shut up...