$50 Dollar Lesson ...

[xRUSTYx]

Another one from the mom's ...

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$50 Lesson

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,

If you were President what would be the first thing you

would do?

She replied, I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.

Her parents beamed with pride.

Wow...what a worthy goal. I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.

You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay

you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward

food and a new house.

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, Why doesn't the homeless guy come over

and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, Welcome to the Republican Party.

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

[JAB]

Funny (and pretty accurate with regard to the liberal example.) Still, I have to call BS. A real, modern Republican would get an illegal alien to do the lawn work for twenty bucks.

[mikegideon]

Funny (and pretty accurate with regard to the liberal example.) Still, I have to call BS. A real, modern Republican would get an illegal alien to do the lawn work for twenty bucks.

Yep

[Guest GunTroll]

Thats why Republicans suck too!

We might be fixing that however very slowly though.

[Links2k]

Funny (and pretty accurate with regard to the liberal example.) Still, I have to call BS. A real, modern Republican would get an illegal alien to do the lawn work for twenty bucks.

Then blame Obama for not doing anything about immigration.

[vontar]

Maybe some BS but good example.

[Guest Oaklands]

Love it. Thanks for sharing!

[Guest drv2fst]

very funny, thanks for sharing.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

That was funny. Thanks.

[xRUSTYx]

you're welcome guys always happy to share some of the great "forwards" my mom sends along! haha