Thursday Joke

[Raoul]

Splinters in her Crotch

A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency , the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."

[Guest Old goat]

President Obama returns from a trip and lands by helicopter on the White House lawn. He steps of the helicopter with a baby pig under each arm. The waiting Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir."

President Obama said "There are not just pigs, they are authentic Arkanasas Razor Back Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The Marine snapped to attention again, saluted and said "Excellent Trade, Sir"

[mav]

Excellent. I have to remember that one.

[hipower]

President Obama returns from a trip and lands by helicopter on the White House lawn. He steps of the helicopter with a baby pig under each arm. The waiting Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir."

President Obama said "There are not just pigs, they are authentic Arkanasas Razor Back Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The Marine snapped to attention again, saluted and said "Excellent Trade, Sir"

Wonderful!!

Gotta be the best of the day!