I Love This Truck

[Guest TNDixieGirl]

I bought a new Chevy 2500 HD crew cab and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' Willie!' he continued and 'On the Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!' and in an instant 'Georgia on My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Damn Idiots!'

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

I LOVE this truck!!!

[dralarms]

ROTFLMAO

[Guest tjbert47]

Nice one Dixie !

Tom in TN

[Guest SUNTZU]

:clap:

[Guest flyfishtn]

That is too funny!

[dariks]

I want one! Where can I get a truck like that?

[PackinMama]

I wish my truck did that

[nightrunner]

only in a chevy!

[NuTcAsE]

Finally, A chevy I might consider buying....

[Guest price g]

Now that their is funny

[Guest canynracer]

I dun ker who yar.....LOL

[Guest HogMan]

[Guest TargetShooter84]

LOL hahaha....thats funny!

[Guest GMCS(SW)]

LOL!!! That's it, I'm trading in my Ram for a Chevy.

[Guest looneeetunes]

ahh but atlas, all my truck does is fart dixie,,, ohh wait a min thats me when i am in my truck