Man goes berserk after excessive-flatulence teasing

[waynesan]

Police say a Connecticut man became so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence at a party that he went on a stabbing spree, killing a personal friend.

Man goes berserk after excessive-flatulence teasing

[BigK]

Well that stinks!

[Guest Old goat]

Well that stinks!

That's just wrong, in so many ways

[BigK]

That's just wrong, in so many ways

You're right that was a crappy thing to say...I couldn't help myself.

[VERO1]

Gee, Alcohol was inolved! Who would have thought?

[HOGNUT]

I guess he did not like being the butt of all the jokes!

[Guest clownsdd]

Too bad someone was not totin' to take care of the problem

[HOGNUT]

Too bad someone was not totin' to take care of the problem

Dude already had one hole in his butt and you want to take a chance in putting another in it?

[vontar]

I guess he just cracked under the pressure.

[HOGNUT]

Dude already had one hole in his butt and you want to take a chance in putting another in it?

12 gauge double barrel?

[bigwakes]

And I thought this was going to be a serious discussion.

On a side note just realized this was my 400th post. Lucky 400 in the fart thread.

[Guest m&pc9]

Thats a *****ty way to treat your friends.

[eapking]

Ban knives!!!!

[mcurrier]

Ban knives!!!!

Ban farts!

http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/ready-room/48991-farting-101-a.html

Of course, human farts are only #9 on the top 10 fart producing list.

Treehouse of Death » View topic - Facts About Your Farts

[Krull]

Time to outlaw breaking wind and knives.

[vontar]

Time to outlaw breaking wind and knives.

I haven't seen anyone in congress making a stink about them yet.

[Guest Lester Weevils]

Laws must be passed to prevent these senseless tragedies.

For instance, note that the perp was in possession of multiple knives. If people were restricted to only one knife, then the severity of this tragedy may have been mitigated.

There should be a 14 day cooling off period on the purchase of knives. That may avert some tragedies by allowing sufficient time for a person to get over his flatulence and avoid stabbing friends.

Another lesson from this disaster-- Knives don't kill people, Flatulence does!

Knives should never be sold to any person with a history of flatulence. In fact, predictive precautions should also be implemented. Prospective knife customers should be required to provide a doctor's statement that they are unlikely to have attacks of flatulence.

Prospective customers must fill out the required federal questionnaire, attesting under penalty of perjury that they never consume hazardous substances such as beans, cabbage, or beer.

Predictably the evil money-grubbing bean lobby is opposed to this common-sense knife regulation, but we should not coddle the greedy concerns of a few bean magnates at the cost of compromising public safety!

[gnmwilliams]

I guess he just couldn't stop with cutting the cheese.

[vontar]

That guy is going to be real popular in prison.

[HOGNUT]

That guy is going to be real popular in prison.

The gang rape will cause the dangerous weapon to used as a tool for a prison break. The aroma will cause the guards to be unconsious. The other prisoners will start a riot. There is no good to come out of prison in this case. Ship him off to the frozen tundra to melt the ice!

[vontar]

Prove Farts can turn deadly.

Next time you are on a crowed elevator and someone farts, you will remember this. Same will go for an airplane or any other crowded place you may be disarmed in.

[Guest Jamie]

Prove Farts can turn deadly.

Next time you are on a crowed elevator and someone farts, you will remember this. Same will go for an airplane or any other crowded place you may be disarmed in.

As long as you are the "someone", they will be the ones doing the remembering.

[Armed Aviator]

After reading this, I have to pass gas. Poor guy in the other cubicle

[analog_kidd]

Police reports have just confirmed that he chose a knife so that he could be "Silent but Deadly"