U.S. Marine steals lunch

[Guest db99wj]

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees

a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs

her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to

slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion

square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,

and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him

endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the

most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was

behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I

felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.

I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this

story on the front page...

So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do

you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed

brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT

AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days

[Guest 85rx-7gsl-se]

Lol

[Punisher84]

Lmao too true

[Guest mustangdave]

good un

[Guest Moody]

Typical. But, true. (and sort of funny)

[ftncityfatboy]

[Raoul]

O yeah! That's funny.

[Guest Russell]

Hahaha

[Mark@Sea]

Uh huh. Thats' about right.

[Guest BEARMAN]

Yep, pretty much sums up journalism these days, doesn't it.

Funny joke, too.

[Sidinman]

lol, thats sounds about par for the course.

[vontar]

LOL, I am going to have to give that to my wife.

[Guest mudduck]

lol..thats funny ......and sadly true

[BigK]

That totally could have been a reporter from the Tennessean,

[eapking]

Good one. Sadly true.

[jgm219]

It's funny and sad in it's truthfulness.

[Guest mustangdave]

What?? no follow up retraction...Headline: Reporter Tar'd and Feathered...As Local VFW and Bikers exercise "Freedom to Assemble"

[bigwakes]

Nice one.

[TNFF319]

Sad but true

[kb4ns]

It's funny and sad in it's truthfulness.

+1

[tnhawk]

That totally could have been a reporter from the Tennessean,[/quote

Don't let the Commie Appeal in Memphis see this - they'll print it.

[Guest Eagle One]

PETA is gonna be mad and the ACLU is going to sue the Marine and the little girl and their family for cruelty to an defenseless cat. The Marine will lose his bike and the little girl and her family will have to work for free at the zoo for a month to stay out of jail. The reporter will get a Nobel Peace Prize and a big raise and get a state dinner at the White House for his reporting of the cruel and unusual treatment by a Republican Military Hooligan against a poor peaceful kitten....