Millions Of Tattoos Ruined Today

[strickj]

No one saw this coming! Someone really needs to figure out a way to predict such things.

Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that due to changes in the Earth's alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed, according to NBC. In addition, there may be a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.

Kunkle says that as the Earth and Sun slowly move the signs gradually change, as expected.

The change didn't happen over night either. The 12 signs were designated to different periods of the year almost 3,000 years ago, when astrology began, and since then the Earth's position in relation to the sun has changed.

While the sign many people were born under may now be different, it shouldn't affect horoscope readings, according to NBC.

See if your Zodiac sign has changed below. (And find out if your friends' signs have changed here or under the dates below.)

The New Dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16

Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11

Pisces: March 11- April 18

Aries: April 18 - May 13

Taurus: May 13 - June 21

Gemini: June 21 - July 20

Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10

Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16

Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30

Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23

Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17

Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

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[Guest Bronker]

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[Guest Bronker]

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[StPatrick]

One for the Bronker:

And since we're all about off-topic in this particular area of the forum, there's a website dedicated entirely to awful tattoos (sometimes NSFW, almost always gross, and you'll be stunned by how many people have dongs in their various states permanently inked on their bodies): Ugliest Tattoos - Funny Tattoos

Edit: NSFW isn't quite right...it's actually NSFNP - Not Safe For Normal People. I hadn't looked at the site for quite awhile, and if you don't have specially formulated Clorox (Now for Brains!), well, you've been warned.

Edited January 15, 2011 by StPatrick
Dear Lord, the horror!

[Steelharp]

I'm still Taurus the Bullheaded, even if I'm out of the range now... and does that new one get pronounced like I think it does? o-FUK-us?

[Mdunntn]

I'm not a cancer anymore now I'm a Gemini lol

[Glenn]

I'm not a cancer anymore now I'm a Gemini lol

me too

Glenn

[strickj]

I'm still Taurus the Bullheaded, even if I'm out of the range now... and does that new one get pronounced like I think it does? o-FUK-us?

I was thinking "O-sphinct-us" but that works too

[Punisher84]

God bless I hate the ****ing news. 1. This only applies to people born after 2009 and 2. It applies to Eastern astrology not Western. Nothing changed.

[gregintenn]

I'm not a cancer anymore now I'm a Gemini lol

me too

Glenn

Same here!

[Guest milo itchdigit]

Buncha hooey! The sun & moon are the only things up there that determine anything about most peoples daily lives today. What sign are you? Well, it's a clear sign you may be stupid if youre into astrology. Buncha hooey!

[Will Carry]

I am an Orion, the hunter. I like Orion. He's hunting Taurus the Bull who is chasing the seven sisters of the Pleades.

A group of scientist got together for the Nobel commitee. They determined the the relative positions of celestial objects had absolutely no bearing on human society or predicting the future. DUUUUHHHH!

[vontar]

God bless I hate the ****ing news. 1. This only applies to people born after 2009 and 2. It applies to Eastern astrology not Western. Nothing changed.

It doesn't change anything for me. I never believed they mattered anyways.

sure I am a taurus, but I have known since I was in school they were off by about 2 and a half months. I find it funny how people take old knowledge, rewrite it and get famous from it. O yes he added one.

It is allot of Bull if you ask me.

[bockey]

Not driven by these things, thank goodness.

[lewisbd]

At least ya'll were never Virgos (the Virgin)!!! I am now a Leo!! not that i really care.

[Steelharp]

I am now a Leo!!

Congrats. What department?

[Punisher84]

Congrats. What department?

[mikegideon]

I never put any stock in astrology to begin with. I'm too old to change signs. If I had a tatoo, it wouldn't have anything to do with astrology, but would most likely be just as irrelevent.

[kieefer]

ever wish you hadn't clicked on a link, 50 pages of the ugliest tattoos and you will.

[kb4ns]

I am now a Leo!! not that i really care.

Congrats. What department?

Ok, now I'm really confused. I'm a pisces who's a Leo.

[Kegger]

Seriously, this doesn't apply to the tropical Zodiac, you know, the only one the western world uses. It is based on seasons, not on actually positioning of the stars like the Eastern Zodiac.

So please quit spreading this, it's totally bogus.

[mikegideon]

Seriously, this doesn't apply to the tropical Zodiac, you know, the only one the western world uses. It is based on seasons, not on actually positioning of the stars like the Eastern Zodiac.

So please quit spreading this, it's totally bogus.

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