Fuel for your Ultimate anti-zombie transport? Zombie 2 Fuel Technology has arrived

[vontar]

OK, I bet most of you forgot after a few weeks, fuel will be a major problem.

I have a solution.

Going back to my Anti-Zombie Transport.

Since I picked a diesel fueled snow plow, it can also run on bio fuel.

Once diesel fuel becomes short, my plan is Zombie to Fuel Technology.

Now that I have your attention, this is my patent pending idea, call Z2F.

It is a bit gross, and one must wear all the protecting clothing required for this process but once mastered fuel should not be a problem for the foreseeable future.

The process is to take the zombies that have had to be perm killed (double tapped) and render them to separate the fats/grease from the other tissue. The process will also work on zombie that you may fine dead that others have killed and other dead animals. Run the grease though a fine metal mesh to separate most of the objects you do not want in the fuel. Then use the finest fabric or other screening device available. Remember the more you can refine your fuel the better.

I am not suggesting trying it, but make sure you do not use any of your cookware for this, as eating even a small amount of zombie is known to be highly toxic which is why birds and insects avoid zombie corpses as well. I believe the process of rendering would kill the Solanum virus and or the T-virus, but I would not risk my life on it. Be careful Protective clothing at all times when working with this fuel.

(also remember, even though a diesel engine can run on bio fuels, there are some conversions that are remember to prolong life. Deterioration of rubber fuel hoses can occur and make it more reliable if you change the rubber fuel hoses to Synthetic hoses)