The Pope, loggers, and a Democrat

[dralarms]

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of

Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he

heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a "Vote for Obama" hat

and a "Save the trees" shirt. The man was screaming and struggling

frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp

of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing "Go

Sarah" shirts came racing up.

One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The other

two men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using

baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear.

Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck.

The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat of their

pickup.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him "I give

you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed "I have

heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic

environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not

true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that

guy?" "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact

with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't

know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we

need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"

[vontar]

lol.

I believe they need fresh bait.

wait, could that be threatening speech?

[Guest 6.8 AR]

That was great!

[LagerHead]

lol.

I believe they need fresh bait.

wait, could that be threatening speech?

Not at all. Pay not attention to ze braun shirts koming down your drifevay.

[Guest BEARMAN]

PRICELESS!....:bowrofl:

[kb4ns]

Funny stuff!