Sniffer

[Guest db99wj]

A man had just settled into his seat

next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle

seat and put his black

Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to

the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked

why the dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that

he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a

'sniffing dog'.

'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.

I'll show you once we get airborne,when I put him to work.'

The

plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch

this.'

He told Sniffer to 'search'.

Sniffer jumped

down,walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a

woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one

paw on the policeman's arm.

The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he

turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm

making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her

when we land.

'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied

the first man.

Once again,the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the

aisles.

The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few

seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the

agent's arm. The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so

again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'

'I

like it !' said his seat mate.

The Policeman then told Sniffer to

'search' again..

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little

while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent,

jumped into

the middle seat and proceeded to **** all over the

place.

The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and

couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that,

so

he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?'

The Policeman

nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb’.

[Guest mosinon]

A joke thread eh?

A guy is at the doctors office. He doesn't feel well but the doctor can't find any obvious cause. He asks the patient if he is okay with a few tests. Worried the guy says "sure"

The doctor leaves, those guys are busy.

Five minutes go by, nothing happens while the patient shivers in one of those paper robes. Unexpectedly, a cat walks in the room. Circles the man three times and rubs against his leg.

The patient is feeling a little weird at this point and seriously considers getting out there. But he decides to wait almost against his better judgement. Sure enough ten minutes later the door opens and a dog walks in. Being a dog lover the guy immediately notices that it is the most beautiful chocolate labrador retriever he has ever seen.

The dog sniffs him up and down, ties the strings on the back of his gown and takes the trash out of the room.

The guy is still weirded out when a gerbil sneaks in under the door. The gerbil puts on a pair of goggles and looks him up and down. Twice.

15 minutes later the doctor comes back in and hands the guy a bill for $1550 while saying he thinks the guy has a cold. Relived that it is just a cold but outraged by the bill the guy asks where all the charges came from. The doctor says:

I work cheap, fifty bucks for me but you had a cat scan, some lab work and a pet scan, those are five hundred each.