THP Traffic Stop

[Guest TnRebel]

Seems a Tennessee Hillbilly makes a rolling stop at a

stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the

cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his HCP.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your HCP permit. Are you

carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.

There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum

derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun.. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of.....?"

"Not a damned thing..."

[Chucktshoes]

[gregintenn]

Rust?

[mikegideon]

I just got the Texas version in an email today

[Raoul]

As a semi-genuine hillbilly, I like it.

[dralarms]

Now that's funny. However when I read it to my wife she said "sounds like you" LOL

[vontar]

Carry on,

pun intended.

[Punisher84]

lol I like that alot

[Guest TargetShooter84]

Touche

[Guest Letereat!]

Best clean Joke Ive heard in awhile. Thats friggin hilarious!!

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

I'm not so sure that is a joke, Did you get a ticket or not Bro?

[caliperman]

Priceless.

[chemprof]

AWESOME!!

[Fallguy]

Funny!!

[Guest evilnick06]

very nice joke

[Guest Ae-35]

Now that's funny. However when I read it to my wife she said "sounds like you" LOL

My wife said the same ! Then asked if she would have to show her HCP and tell about her LCP, I said, why yes of course, that got a big smile!!!