Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

[JDM175]

Good fun:

FVZA Virtual Academy

one of my my favorites:

FVZA Personality Profile Test

Plenty of stuff to browse

[Guest SMZRU275]

I stopped once I read Vampire.

[Guest uofmeet]

then how did you get this far? Vampire is in the title of the thread.

[Guest SMZRU275]

then how did you get this far? Vampire is in the title of the thread.

ha, touche.

[Guest Moody]

Zombies = Awesome

Vampies = New Goth Emo Status Garbage

I read through it, anyways.

[Guest Broomhead]

I took the FVZA Aptitude Test. I finished with a score of 30 and got this:

Kind of cool. In a "Just goofing around" kind of way.

Edited November 30, 2010 by Broomhead

[Guest uofmeet]

i got 36

[runningfree]

41

Edited November 30, 2010 by runningfree

[kwe45919]

I took the FVZA Aptitude Test. I finished with a score of 30 and got this:

Kind of cool. In a "Just goofing around" kind of way.

Scored 40...........

Thank you for taking the FVZA aptitude test. Your score indicates that your personality might be best-suited for a position as a Shadow. Shadows were elite trained fighters who conducted night missions against vampires and zombies. Unlike members of the Assault Team, Shadows generally worked alone. The best Shadows tended to be loner types who possessed a combination of supreme confidence and a problem with authority. An ideal Shadow candidate was young and single, as the job's training requirements and strange hours allowed little time for a personal life.

[Kegger]

26

[walton6467]

36

[Mdunntn]

Got a 52

[JAB]

Vamps have lately been sort of 'defanged' or whatever and turned into teen heart throbs but - taken as a whole - I must admit I like vampire stories even better than zombies. Forget 'Twilight' or whatever - look at 'Salem's Lot', or even the more recent 'Blade' and 'Underworld' series. To me, a 'Dracula' type vampire is much cooler and more menacing than any horde of zombies - not to mention harder to kill.

For that matter, there is a good bit of 'overlap' in many of the legends of the undead. Rather than the rational, cunning vampires we have come to know from the Dracula tradition, some European vampire traditions believed that the dead sometimes returned more as simple, walking corpses that were often pretty much mindless and fed on the living. In fact, those creatures were much more like what we now think of as 'zombies' that the original zombies - corpses reanimated by dark voudon priests to work as slaves, etc.

Oh, and I got a 37.

Edited November 30, 2010 by JAB

[Spiffy]

Dang I don't have an M4 barrel...... are they going to make Stake Launchers that attach to the bottom rail of fore ends?

Got a 33..... looks like I made the team.

Edited November 30, 2010 by Spiffy

[Paletiger13]

51

[Paletiger13]

Vampires=GAY!!!

[KaNuckles]

51

[LagerHead]

Got a 52

51

51

Wow, you guys are antisocial jerks.

I got a 37.

[Guest Jared556]

FVZA Profile Results

Thank you for taking the FVZA aptitude test. Your score indicates that your personality might be best-suited for a position as a Shadow. Shadows were elite trained fighters who conducted night missions against vampires and zombies. Unlike members of the Assault Team, Shadows generally worked alone. The best Shadows tended to be loner types who possessed a combination of supreme confidence and a problem with authority. An ideal Shadow candidate was young and single, as the job's training requirements and strange hours allowed little time for a personal life.

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[Guest Octo]

40. Right on the edge of assault and shadow. Humorous.

[Jon_L]

I got a 33.

I also agree that vampires are gay.

[Guest REDDOG79]

47