Perusing the news sources and thought this was funny.

[mav]

Man Gets $650,000 After Eye Injury During Lap Dance | NBC Miami

I feel sorry for the guy, but it sure is funny too.

I wonder if the outcome on this lawsuit will lead to anything further. Due to the litigious climate in this country, I wouldn't be surprised if a patron brought a suit against one of the legal brothels in Pahrump, NV. "I only went in for a good time, and my partner got a little excited. Now I have chronic back problems." Don't know how you would explain that one to the wife.

[hipower]

Til I read the article, all sorts of possible injuries came to mind. The heel wasn't one I thought of.

[Il Duce]

well now thats a first for a patron to stiff the club and not the other way around

[Guest Broomhead]

My wife got Pink Eye from a stripper when we were dating.

[walton6467]

My wife got Pink Eye from a stripper when we were dating.

WOW!!!

[vontar]

My wife got Pink Eye from a stripper when we were dating.

and we have a local winner.

[Guest Grantonius]

You'll put an eye out with those things!

[Guest Jamie]

well now thats a first for a patron to stiff the club and not the other way around

I didn't think the strippers were allowed to club the stiffs... Then again, maybe that isn't the sort of "other way a round" that you meant.

My wife got Pink Eye from a stripper when we were dating.

Not so sure I'd'a told that one...

( She should'a ducked... )

[Punisher84]

My wife got Pink Eye from a stripper when we were dating.

You tell that story and I'll tell the one where a stripper broke my nose. And no it wasn't because I didn't tip her.

[Guest Jamie]

Over-enthusiastic stripper, Punisher?

[Il Duce]

You tell that story and I'll tell the one where a stripper broke my nose. And no it wasn't because I didn't tip her.

you thought it was a scratch n sniff didnt ya

[Punisher84]

Over-enthusiastic stripper, Punisher?

you thought it was a scratch n sniff didnt ya

Jamie wins! Little joint in Texas I went to while visiting a friend. Fake ones vs. nose. I lost lol

[Guest Jamie]

Jamie wins! Little joint in Texas I went to while visiting a friend. Fake ones vs. nose. I lost lol

Having read accounts of breast implants stopping bullets, it's little wonder that your nose wasn't up to the task of fending one'a them things off.

Let that be a lesson to ya, fellas... them fake boobs'll hurt ya.

[Punisher84]

Having read accounts of breast implants stopping bullets, it's little wonder that your nose wasn't up to the task of fending one'a them things off.

Let that be a lesson to ya, fellas... them fake boobs'll hurt ya.

LMAO oh man I'm like dying laughing in Wal Mart reading this on my phone. People are staring hahahaha

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[strickj]

My wife got Pink Eye from a stripper when we were dating.

" Now that's how you get pink eye!"