What's your favorite movie/TV quote or catch phrase?

[Guest tnxdshooter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKThgLq21Rc

Fill your hands you son of a well you know

[Guest tnxdshooter]

Second favorite

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"

[Guest tnxdshooter]

THis cracks me up ever time

[Guest tnxdshooter]

I farted

[Punisher84]

LOL that's a good collection of vids right there!

[Guest tnxdshooter]

LOL that's a good collection of vids right there!

Damn skippy

[mav]

I thought Jackie Gleason was great as Buford T Justice.

I saw that, you sumb*tch!

I'm gonna barbeque yo'ass in molasses.

Buford T. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.

Junior: Except for that...

Buford T. Justice: Shut your ass.

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

[Guest BEARMAN]

Dying ain't much of a living, boy....Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josey Wales.

[dats82]

I'm just a peckerwood who lives in the hills with too many guns. - Shooter

[daddyo]

"I'm OK - he's not"

The Punisher

[Guest Jamie]

"Said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eT33eT30Uc

[TNFF319]

Long but an awesome scene

YouTube - Unforgiven - A Greatest Fight Scene -

[Guest BladeZealot]

John Wayne "The Shootist"

"I WON'T BE WRONGED I WON'T BE INSULTED I WON'T BE LAID A HAND ON. I DON'T DO THESE THINGS TO OTHER PEOPLE, AND, I REQUIRE THE SAME FROM THEM"

[Guest Lester Weevils]

Coolhand Luke-- "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

[94user]

Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

I have two guns, one for each of you.

[Guest jackdm3]

[Punisher84]

The part that follows that is one of my favorites too.

"You get a bad personal phone call or something? Here, don't worry have a french fry." lmao

[Guest jackdm3]

After all that Mel's gotten himself into, "Martin Riggs" is still my favorite character ("John McLane" is a close second). I must be a really bad person.

[JeffsSig]

This one sums it all up.

From the TV show: That 70s Show

One word, one line used many times.....................

DUMBA$$

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itHkMuhwar4

Edited October 12, 2010 by JeffsSig

[Guest Aces&8s]

Jaws: "You're going to need a bigger boat." and "That's some bad hat, Harry."

Princess Bride: Max: "I've seen worse," "Yes, you're very smart... shut up" and "Let me e'splain... no, there is too much... let me sum up..."

Patton: "Rommel, you magnificent b@$t@rd... I read your book!" and the whole opening sequence that I cannot reproduce here

Weird Science: "What can I say... she's into malacas, Dino."

Breakfast Club: "Chicks cannot hold dey smoke... dat's what it is."

[K191145]

Dying ain't much of a living, boy....Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josey Wales.

Great movie. Some of favorite quotes,

Lone Watie: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

Josey Wales: Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.

Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long

Senator: The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace. And Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.

Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

[K191145]

These aren't movie quotes but some of my favorite from Will Rogers.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

　

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

[ZZRguy]

This from a TV show in the 80's when Hammer gets to the police station his captain said "Hammer how many times have I told you do not go blowing up buildings on your way to work."

[Il Duce]

all we know is hes called the stig

[ZZRguy]

Not a movie quote but funny anyway.