A Jack Daniel's Fishing Story

[The Scullinator]

(Having enjoyed some of the finer things in life myself I couldn't help but pass this along)

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Nice.

[kb4ns]

That was great!

[strickj]

So it takes two frogs to get the taste of that **** out of your mouth?

Hmm... I'll have to remember that!

[willis68]

[TGO David]

So it takes two frogs to get the taste of that **** out of your mouth?

Hmm... I'll have to remember that!

I never pegged you for a Zima drinker before now.

[strickj]

I never pegged you for a Zima drinker before now.

Week!

I think I used that insult in 1995

But for what it's worth, I'd gladly take a Zima over an Old 7

[TGO David]

Week!

I think I used that insult in 1995

But for what it's worth, I'd gladly take a Zima over an Old 7

I think I know how our server caught the clap now.

[Jasongar8]

But for what it's worth, I'd gladly take a Zima over an Old 7

WHAT?!