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A "Stroke" Of Bad Luck!

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An elderly man suffered a massive stroke. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"

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Guy is walking on the beach, sees an old bottle and picks it up. As he rubs the sand off of it a genie pops out and says "I can grant you one wish for releasing me from the bottle". The guy says " I want to live forever". Genie replies " I can't grant that wish". The guy says OK the I want to die one day after the Democrats get their heads out of their butts. Genie says "you sly bastard you".

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Gotta burn those to memory. Excellent!

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