Light bulb jikes (gun control style)

[Guest Len]

Here's a couple of light bulb jokes some might find amusing. And for the sake of objectivity, one that pokes fun of many of us.

Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! Let the police do it - private citizens can't be trusted with light bulbs !

Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They don't do that; they pass laws against burned-out bulbs, and then they wonder why it's still so dark. Meanwhile, a lot of people get hurt because they can't see.

Q: How many NRA members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three--One to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his cold dead fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an "I'm the NRA" ad while doing so, and one to complain about the waiting period required to get more light bulbs.

[strickj]

hehe,good one!

[Guest TargetShooter84]

LOL...Hilarious!

[towerclimber37]

Oh, now those are good ones!!

I'm stealin' em!

[Guest canynracer]

LOL...nice