The Half Wit

[Guest Phantom6]

The Half Wit

A man owned a little old cattle farm in Eastern Tennessee . One day the State of Tennessee Hourly Wage Department contacted him and claimed that he was not paying proper hourly wages to his employees.

They sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my foreman who's been with me for 10 years, so I pay him $15 .00 an hour and give him the use of the farm pick-up truck, plus benefits. Then there is our farm hand who I pay $ 10.00 an hour, plus benefits. Also, a half-wit works here, who puts in about 18- hours a day, does about 50% of the work and buys his own truck. He makes about $1.00 an hour and gets no benefits. I buy him a fifth of vodka every week and once in awhile he sleeps with my wife."

The agent exclaimed, "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit!"

The farmer replied, "That would be me."

[The Rabbi]

I resemble that remark.

The state of TN has profited from my gun business far more than I have. I just sent them a check for over $900 yesterday. I wish I made that much a month.

[strickj]

heard that before but it always a good one!

[Guest TargetShooter84]

Haha...I've heard that before...always good to hear funny stuff like that.

[towerclimber37]

hahahahaha!

that's a good one...I've never heard that one.

[Guest canynracer]

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