Stiff drink...

[titan14]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid

form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for

use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour

himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,

and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just

an old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by

the name of: Mount and Do.

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than

on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large

elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections with absolutely no

recollection of what to do with them.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Damn! Another good one!

[Sandman]

I actually giggled.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Me too... That was good..

Hopefully, I'm one of those.... Maybe without the Alzheimer's and perky boobies.

[Desert Rat]

:biglol::biglol::rofl::rofl:

[eapking]

The Hollywood-centric value system of this country. Have to laugh though.

[Guest jackdm3]

With four hours to do the do, you can get yourself into a Slo Screw.