EPA Regulates Spilled Milk

[JeffsSig]

EPA Regulates Spilled Milk :: The Future of Capitalism

Thought this was a tad bit funny. What do you think?

Rep. Candice Miller of Michigan, a Republican, has introduced legislation to try to get the EPA to back off. A press release from her office quotes her as saying, "It is simply ridiculous for the EPA to suggest that milk presents the same danger to our environment as oil. ...The EPA has an important job and it should properly place its focus where it belongs – on spilled oil, not spilled milk."

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Wow... Pretty soon, if the EPA catches you spilling water in an undesignated place.... You could get fined.

[BrasilNuts]

Wow... Pretty soon, if the EPA catches you spilling water in an undesignated place.... You could get fined.

As well they should... Hydrogen Dioxide is some pretty dangerous stuff... It kills thousands of people every year.

Edit: should be Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Edited September 1, 2010 by BrasilNuts

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

As well they should... Hydrogen Dioxide is some pretty dangerous stuff... It kills thousands of people every year.

Whenever it gets in their lungs.

[Guest crystalm]

As well they should... Hydrogen Dioxide is some pretty dangerous stuff... It kills thousands of people every year.

Peroxide? Or Dihydrogen Monoxide?

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Yeah that... I hate Chemistry.

[BrasilNuts]

Peroxide? Or Dihydrogen Monoxide?

Yeah, I screwed that one up.

Edited September 1, 2010 by BrasilNuts

[Guest GT_Rat]

So they're crying over spilled milk?

[Guest 6.8 AR]

They cry over everything, until they control it.

[Guest FroggyOne2]

Wow... Pretty soon, if the EPA catches you spilling water in an undesignated place.... You could get fined.

Yeah.. when I read the title before reading the thread.. my first thought that came to mind is that soon the EPA will be regulating when you can pee and where!