What if your Wrong

[Guest Caveman]

And I thought today was just going to be another boring Wednesday

[mikegideon]

You would be correct, I've never heard that one... nor am I sure of whether or not I even want to hear the story of how it was written.

Oh, fwiw... that stuff left over from a cremation isn't really ashes... it's very finely ground bone. So adding it to a douchebag is in effect you giving someone one last... well, you get the idea. :P

J.

I know what's in the can

[Guest jackdm3]

I know what's in the can

If it's anything like MY life, I'll be in it and then they start to play "Kick the can."

[Guest db99wj]

f(x)= 2x^2+3x^3-(4/5)x^5+12

What is f ' (x)?

Here, chew on this.

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we

need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate

at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once

a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are

leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different

religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their

religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these

religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we

can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as

they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase

exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because

Boyle's

Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to

stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as

souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls

enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase

until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in

Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes

over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman

year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and

take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then

number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and

has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it

follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,

extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a

divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh

my God."

[mikegideon]

If it's anything like MY life, I'll be in it and then they start to play "Kick the can."

Kick the can. Lid comes off. You're free again.

[mikegideon]

f(x)= 2x^2+3x^3-(4/5)x^5+12

What is f ' (x)?

Polynomials? Now this thread has everything. Wait... have we covered ass kickin's?

[Guest db99wj]

Polynomials? Now this thread has everything. Wait... have we covered ass kickin's?

....in Memphis.

Now it does.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

[Guest Jamie]

I don't know if any of us are going to hell or not, but it looks like this thread sure has...

J.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Religious Derail = Success.

[Guest Jamie]

Religious Derail = Success.

Not much in the way of ambition there, huh Drew?

J. Yes, I'm gonna keep putting the "J." here, just to piss people off now.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Nah.

[Guest Jamie]

Well, you're never gonna catch up to KB's post count at this rate...

Unless you plan on talkin' to yourself, ya gotta have people around to yak at.

Also, the lions are getting really irritated at you running all the religious types off.

J. Yep, it's still here.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

I'm not running anybody off. AND as long as Mike.357 is here, I'm sure I'll have plenty to talk about.

He always starts fun threads.

[Guest Jamie]

Just a posting buffoon, you are....

J.

Edited August 25, 2010 by Jamie
Hehehehehe

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

No, I am.. Thank You.

D.

Edited August 25, 2010 by Glock23ForMe

[Guest Jamie]

Any time.

J.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

I like how you edited afterwards.

Cheater.

[Guest Jamie]

You planning on saying anything worth reading, any time soon? If not, I'm gonna go cook supper or somethin'.... seeing as how you've done run off all the interesting people, and I can't even get a good brawl or religious debate going now.

J.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

That all depends on what you want to read, or what you want for supper.

If supper is something good, I suspect you better go cook and wait on the others to come back. I'll still be here.

J.

(I'm gonna start putting that to throw you off when you're searching)

[Guest Jamie]

If supper is something good, I suspect you better go cook and wait on the others to come back. I'll still be here.

I'm sure you will.

J.

(I'm gonna start putting that to throw you off when you're searching)

Good luck with that. I suspect all you're gonna do is confuse the hell out'a a lot of other people. ... which is perfectly okay by me.

J. The one and only.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Good luck with that. I suspect all you're gonna do is confuse the hell out'a a lot of other people. ... which is perfectly okay by me.

J. The one and only.

They already confused

Sneaky with the white letters....

D. Always better than Jamie.

[Guest Jamie]

Took you long enough to catch on. I've been leaving little notes there for a day or two now.

J. Better than me? Only in your dreams, kid.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

What, You've been doing it for days?

D. Where have you been putting them? Are you lying?

[Guest Jamie]

What, You've been doing it for days?

D. Where have you been putting them? Are you lying?

Next to the "J.", dummy.

J. Like this.