Girlfriend's Friend, Full of Win.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Back Story:

I've been dating this girl for a little over 5 months now. She lives with one of her friends from college, and her friend's fiance (They have a 3 bedroom, split level condo). From the beginning her friend didn't like me, because the second day I met them, they got engaged and I told her fiancé, "Congratulations" but didn't tell her that and didn't say her ring was pretty. (Swear to the Good Lord above, that's what came out of her mouth). I'm over at their house 4 or 5 times a week and I have never once seen her clean anything, take out the trash, or clean up after her dog. She's 23, and NEVER had a job. Her parents pay all her bills. She won't handwash dishes because she says it's dirty and the dishwasher does better. She's all around selfish.

Now to the fun part:

She was talking about how she wanted a new car, she had a little Miata and she wanted a Jaguar. She looked online for a Jag and she found one in Hendersonville. She begged her Dad until he PAID the difference out of his pocket and pretty much gave it to her, they traded the Miata he bought for it, too. Well, I was with my girlfriend yesterday, sitting on the couch when she walked in and said, "Today, I backed my Jaguar into a brick wall." I had to get up and leave the room, because I almost fell off the couch I was laughing so hard. Funny how Karma works. She ended up paying right at $10,500 for a 2004 used, 77,000 mile Jaguar X-Type. The bumper now needs to be replaced....

I forgot to say, the car backing into something happened yesterday... FIVE DAYS after the car had been purchased.

Karma = WIN

Edited August 18, 2010 by Glock23ForMe

[Guest jackdm3]

She won't connect.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

She won't connect.

?

(Dumb it down for me, Jack)

[Guest Keinengel]

Sounds like some of the idiots hanging outside the MTSU Frat house. A few years back there was a 20 year old deuche driving a Z06 Vette and he trashed it about 2 months after he got it.

[Erik88]

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

I laughed... I told my GF when her friend bought it... "If something bad happens to that car, I'm not gonna laugh... I'm going to hysterically fall on the ground laughing until you have to restrain and pick me up." She just smiled whenever she came upstairs.

[Guest jackdm3]

?

(Dumb it down for me, Jack)

If she knows about Karma (if there is such a thing), she won't connect the dots of her behavior to her Karma-induced results.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

NO, There's no way she will... At all.

[DRM]

Karma = WIN

Are you expecting her to come back as a bumper?

[Guest Lester Weevils]

When she graduates and gets a job, perhaps she will eventually get fired for being too pretty?

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

It'd be nice if she came back as a bumper....

[gregintenn]

Sounds like her fiance has a rough road ahead.

[Armed Aviator]

Sounds like her fiance has a rough road ahead.

RUN AWAY . . . RUN AWAY . . . . . RUN AWAY . . . .

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Yeah, the first time I met him, I thought he was gay.... So, they fit. Bitch Chick... Gay Man...

[Il Duce]

maybe her first job needs to be at dominos...............oh wait

[Guest Jamie]

It'd be nice if she came back as a bumper....

You sure? I mean, think about it... you really want her riding around on somebody's ass all the time, and costing them 10 grand the first time they make a wrong move?

... oh waitaminute... you said she's engaged, so that's already gonna happen.

Nevermind!

J.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Edit: I forgot to say, the car backing into something happened yesterday... FIVE DAYS after the car had been purchased.

[Guest mustangdave]

maybe her first job needs to be at dominos...............oh wait

or at least we could introduce her to her KARMA Match...Ebow over in the I GOT MYSELF FIRED thread...there's 2 peas in a pod right there

[mikegideon]

When she graduates and gets a job, perhaps she will eventually get fired for being too pretty?

A lot of women like that never get a job. Don't ask me how I know.

[Il Duce]

they may not get but they do give

[mikegideon]

Yep. They're not all bad.

[Guest mustangdave]

I see a brass pole...and pasties in her future...if she isn't there already

[mikegideon]

I see a brass pole...and pasties in her future...if she isn't there already

Too much work.

[Guest Jamie]

Too much work.

Yup. She'll no doubt put the hubby to work doing it.

J.

[dunndw]

they may not get but they do give

Only until the get the 2nd ring unless you're the pool boy