If you hate your daughter's boy friend......

[Guest drv2fst]

My uncle is a mortician and has two blonde haired blue eyed daughters. He used to tell their dates "I bury people everyday one more is no trouble". He later switched to the slightly creepier version "I have access to the crematorium, you can be a pile of ashes in under an hour."

[Guest drv2fst]

I was 17 when I started dating this girl (now my wife of 22 years). Her dad asked me to bring him his gun. He had left it in the car. I did but unloaded it first. I left his bullets on the porch outside. The next time I picked her up for a date he complemented me on that move. He has been very kind ever since.

[Guest uofmeet]

That was a good video....and i already feel sorry for my daughter and i don't even have one yet...

[inspecting1]

Ok I have a 6 yr old daughter she is already boy crazy although I'm pretty sure she it just means she like them better (gets along with them she is kinda a tomboy at times). I have been giving this a lot of thought and the best thing I can come up with is a good hand to hand combat course. That way nothing will happen that she does not let happen and if some little boy goes home with a broke arm oh well !!!!!!!!! He get to explain to his dad why she broke his arm. If the dad does not like it then we can discuss it.

[R1100R]

I have a 6yo Girl and will be using this when the time comes:

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

Edited August 17, 2010 by R1100R