Did you ever eat a travesty?

[Guest jackdm3]

trav·es·ty - Noun: A false, absurd, or distorted representation of something.

I'll show you what my wife brought home from Fresh Market tonight. I'll let you guess at first. If you know, pipe down for a few tics and let the others guess.

[Guest mosinon]

I know what it is. It is delicious by the way. Ate some just the other night. But FM's baked beans just don't do it for me.

[eapking]

Looks like some kind of blueberry cake?

[Guest mosinon]

wait, is that an old curly style telephone cord in the background? How did you post this from 1992?

[Guest jackdm3]

It's my "backup!" How do you use a cordless when the power's down? I know. "But I gotta a cell phone, girr fren."

[Rightwinger]

Watch out....I see a gnome sneak attacking your blueberrys!

[Guest jackdm3]

Where? Where?!?! OMG! WHERE!!!!!??????!!!!!????

[buck1032]

Spotted Dick?

(Yes its food, British)

[Guest mosinon]

It's my "backup!" How do you use a cordless when the power's down? I know. "But I gotta a cell phone, girr fren."

Wait, I'm confused, you make actual calls? I thought people only texted anymore. No one will understand that. One moment.

w8, I'm %-), u mke actual calls? I thort ppl 1ly txted NEmor.

Try that on your corded dinosaur!

[Guest jackdm3]

Text? Like a book?

[kb4ns]

Where? Where?!?! OMG! WHERE!!!!!??????!!!!!????

Dude! You don't see him???? Sneak attacking? He's about to take the whole thing!

[Guest jackdm3]

Awesome, kb!

[Guest jackdm3]

Mosi, I'm gonna ask him nicely to tow it to your house when he's done. For me, it was craptastic.

[Guest HvyMtl]

was it a Ho-maid snack?

[Guest jackdm3]

Gonna let it ride till it's beer-thirty for me tonight.

ie: before 10:30ish

[Guest mosinon]

tow it on over! The wife liked it, the seven year old ate it up for dinner and breakfast so it will be digested!

I will admit I was put off by the combination at first. It took me a few bites to get what my brain expected to taste and what I was actually tasting reconciled. Kind of like when you order coke and get diet. You take a big drink, realize that the two flavors are only distantly related, and start wondering how you're going to lick your a$$ to get the taste out of your mouth. Trust me, that is hard on your back. Wait that's not even close, that was just an easy joke.

Give it a chance, you might like it.

[Guest jackdm3]

Maybe I need to toast it.

[strickj]

blueberry cornbread?

[kb4ns]

Maybe I need to toast it.

Easy killer....

[Guest Lester Weevils]

I was dearly hoping that it was not cornbread. Or that perhaps the cracklins had an unusual bluish mold. If it is cornbread with blueberries, its gotta be sweet not salty. In that case, bet it doesn't even have any lard in it!

[Guest jackdm3]

Yes. But there was no corn taste whatsoever. Total cake. And mushy at that. Almost ruined the palate for the night.

[Guest HvyMtl]

Never eaten a travesty, but I have dated a few...

Hmm. Is it blueberry or other?

[Guest jackdm3]

Lester, St.Rick and Mosi get to split the rest. I see somebody took a plug out right before kb's toasting.

[Guest jackdm3]

I think somebody in the kitchen found they had a cup and a half of cornbread mix and almost a whole cake mix and said, "Waste not, want not."

[kb4ns]

I think somebody in the kitchen found they had a cup and a half of cornbread mix and almost a whole cake mix and said, "Waste not, want not, like not."

FTFY