Courageous Government Officials Stand Up To Avaricious Beverage Tycoon

[Guest oldsmobile98]

Inspectors Shut Down Girl's Lemonade Stand

Via Say Uncle.

My comment at his blog:

Ordinarily, I would say “shame on those inspectorsâ€, but you know what? I say: good.

Kudos to the inspectors. They made her cry and taught her a lesson that is sure to stick. If you want to do something worth doing in this country, you are going have to fight the government for it every single day. They are going to tax and regulate you until it just isn’t worth it anymore.

Hopefully this girl has learned her lesson early. If so, she will claim her entitlement, get on the dole, and sit on the couch watching reality television like the rest of us. Perhaps she will become a high-level leeching bureaucrat in the IRS when she grows up. I sure hope so.

Another reason I thank the inspectors: this symbolizes yet another advancement in the war on children. We abort them, mortgage their future, and indoctrinate them with misinformation, but it’s about time we started humiliating and demoralizing them directly.

Children are the future, and we are kicking the future’s butt.

[vontar]

Technically, any lemonade stand - even one on your front lawn - must be licensed under state law, said Eric Pippert, the food-borne illness prevention program manager for the state's public health division

As we know those licenses stop food-borne illness, much like no gun signs stop crimnals from carrying guns.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

I certainly enjoyed watching that manager back

peddle on FOX after they did that story.

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