Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Guest clownsdd]

Got this from a friend at another forum.

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?â€

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

The number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

[kb4ns]

Seen this a thousand times, but it's still funny.

[Mike.357]

always funny

[Slappy]

10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Might as well keep it going...

Top 15 Reasons Airplanes are Easier to Live with Than Women

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

[kb4ns]

10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

I've never seen this list before. Just not as good as the other one...

[Cajun]

LOL

[Guest TargetShooter84]

Lol nice