Zombie defense

[Major Kong]

My four year old son and I just had a 15 minute discussion on the best way to defeat a zombie invasion. I've never been more proud. If only I could get my wife on board now...

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

My four year old son and I just had a 15 minute discussion on the best way to defeat a zombie invasion. I've never been more proud. If only I could get my wife on board now...

WIN. At least the boy is on board.

[Guest jackdm3]

Rule # 1: Cardio

[vontar]

Rule # 2: the double tap

[Guest jackdm3]

Rule #3: Beware of bathrooms

[jeremy155rr]

Rule #4: Wear a seatbelt

[Guest jackdm3]

Rule #5: Have no attachments

[nightrunner]

Rule #5: Have no attachments

I respectfully disagree. Zombie warfare is the perfect reason to use a bayonet.

[Guest jackdm3]

Maybe they'll adapt that for the sequel.

[Il Duce]

you cant be tacticool with rule #5

[Trekbike]

Rule # 1: Cardio

great movie, however was it just me or in the scene on the superman tower (at the end) did that Spas look alike shotgun have 1000000 shells??

[Guest jackdm3]

Didn't notice, since I was still looking deep into my big box of Junior Mints.

Rule #6: The "Skillet"

[vontar]

Just make sure your shelter includes a good stock pile of

Edited July 13, 2010 by vontar
fixed picture

[Guest jackdm3]

No pic, duder. And that leads us to:

Rule #7: Travel light

[xd shooter]

Gotta have plenty of these:

One of my old pics BTW.

[hipower]

Alright, now I've got to watch it again. The wife's working late anyway. So won't have to listen to her ask why I watch things like that. A good woman, she just doesn't appreciate good sifi or sarcastic humor, Especially in zombie movies.

[JAB]

My wife doesn't typically care for zombie movies. I talked her into going to see than one and she likes that movie as much as I do. In fact, we ended up seeing it three times in the theater and now own it on DVD.

I also noticed that the pump shotgun seemed to have the 'unlimited capacity' mod until just the very moment that running out of ammo was convenient to add drama. That didn't make me go, "Hmmm" nearly as much as a petite woman firing a pistol grip 12 gauge with pretty quick shot recovery and showing no signs of being effected by recoil, however. Guess it was adrenaline. Still, it wasn't meant to be a documentary.

[BigK]

I had to be my wife to watch Sean of the Dead and she finally caved in. She even bought it on DVD. That made it easier to get her to try Zombieland, which she will undoubtedly buy now!

She still won't "talk zombie survival tactics" with us, but it's a start. I told her, when they invade...we'll see who's the idiot and who's just being prepared.

[Guest jackdm3]

Rule #8: Get a Kick Ass Partner