Lock and Load, Men...Containment Has Been Breached

[Guest SUNTZU]

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PORTLAND, Ore. -- A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed on Interstate 84 near downtown Portland on Friday, causing initial confusion by people who witnessed the crash.

Portland Police said the car was swerving in the eastbound lanes of the freeway just east of the Lloyd District just after 9:30 p.m. when it rolled over and crashed onto its top.

Emergency crews took five victims from the crash to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries.

Police said that in their investigation they learned that the people inside the car were dressed as zombie costumes and they were headed to a party at the time of the crash.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims' injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.

"We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes.

While everyone in the car was taken to the hospital, Stewart said crews are investigating the possibility that more people were in the car at the time of the crash but fled the scene on foot.

The crash halted traffic in the eastbound lanes for about an hour, reducing travel to just one lane. All eastbound lanes were opened at around 11 p.m.

[vontar]

first reaction,

O crap, it is happening. Are you prepared?

[Mike.357]

"We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes.

are they so sure it was a costume party?

I am going to start carrying an extra couple hundred rounds and a carbine when I travel

[Guest SUNTZU]

Pull over to help.

"Are you guys okay?"

"BLUUUUUUHHHHHHHH"

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*reload*

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[JeffL]

Pull over to help.

"Are you guys okay?"

"BLUUUUUUHHHHHHHH"

BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

*reload*

BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

Tactical reload?

[Mike.357]

sounds like i need bigger mags

[Guest SUNTZU]

sounds like i need bigger mags

Or a Glock 19 with a Glock 17 mag as your backup magazine. I forgot to yell CONTACT!!!!!!1111!!!1eleven1!!! though.

[Guest SUNTZU]

are they so sure it was a costume party?

I am going to start carrying an extra couple hundred rounds and a carbine when I travel

You should. I need to tell you about my trip to Walmart if I haven't already.

[ftncityfatboy]

You should. I need to tell you about my trip to Walmart if I haven't already.

was that the trip where you met those very nice gentlemen of color that engaged you in very pleasant conversation and the pleasant conversation continued outside? You are such a smooth talkin devil.......

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

They're here!

[Guest 70below]

Tactical reload?

Double Tap........

[Guest SUNTZU]

was that the trip where you met those very nice gentlemen of color that engaged you in very pleasant conversation and the pleasant conversation continued outside? You are such a smooth talkin devil.......

Yes, they were so friendly that they wanted to meet my parents, my brother, my nieces and nephews, etc. I was really taken aback by their goodwill and sense of unity. I couldn't believe that he would take time out of his busy schedule in Ohio to come and train "twelve to fourteen" of his brothers (my what a big family) in how to shoot properly. He gets very anxious about NASCAR though, what with all the talk about the "race war" and such.

They're are some crazy folks out there, that's for sure.

[Guest Luckyshot]

Anyone else think Max Brooks probably doesn't know squat about firearms?

[MCSCOTT]

Anyone else disappointed that these weren't real zombies?

[Guest SUNTZU]

Anyone else disappointed that these weren't real zombies?

Its a cover up!!!!!!111!!

[Guest grimel]

Or a Glock 19 with a Glock 17 mag as your backup magazine. I forgot to yell CONTACT!!!!!!1111!!!1eleven1!!! though.

G18 mags would work better.

[Guest SUNTZU]

G18 mags would work better.

Kinda uncomfortable when I sit down, though.

[strickj]

Kinda uncomfortable when I sit down, though.

Take the butt plug out first!

[JR2ATN]

Speaking of zombies, I'm really looking forward to this series. It'll air in October, I think. AMC has done a good job with their other original programming, IMO.

The Walking Dead - Blogs - AMC

[Guest grimel]

Use them as spares.

[BigK]

first reaction,

O crap, it is happening. Are you prepared?

My 16 yr old has been trying to get me to read this. Have you actually read it? If so, is it entertaining?

Speaking of zombies, I'm really looking forward to this series. It'll air in October, I think. AMC has done a good job with their other original programming, IMO.

The Walking Dead - Blogs - AMC

I am too, now. Thanks for the heads up. I'll watch anything with zombies in it.

[Chucktshoes]

The Zombie Survival Guide is good, but "World War Z" is awesome.

[ftncityfatboy]

Take the butt plug out first!

oh no you didn't just go there!!!! Do they make those that big???

[gnmwilliams]

Tactical reload?

Blades don't need reloading. But guns are funner!