What's the worst movie you own?

[Good_Steward]

"The family Stone"

Has to be one of the most incredibly mind numbing movies of all time. I would also like to blame this one on my wife, but you guys don't seem to be cutting anyone any slack with that excuse.

"Van Helsing" is another that shot holes in my IQ.

[Varmint]

"Solaris" and "Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow"

Money spent on both that would have come to better use lighting a fire.

[USMCJG]

The crappiest movie I own is Orange County. The cheesiest is Undercover Brother. And the cheesiest movie that I own that is still awesome is Major Payne.

[Ebow1]

I'd have to sift through a lot, but off the top of my head there's "Krull" as far as cheesiness goes. I cleaned out a Hollywood video that was going out of business and made room by getting rid of a handful of movies I never watched, so I got rid of a lot of my crappy ones there. Oh, the version of The Punisher with Thomas Jaine and John Travolta. I'm sorry but Punisher Warzone just kicked the crap outta that version. It was everything it should've been. There's the Evil Dead trilogy, there's the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movie, and for the crown jewels of cheesiness, I have the old animated warner brothers versions of The Hobbit, and The Return of The King on DVD. As far as Avatar goes, I won't launch into my entire rant but I will say two things, 1. It was complete and utter crap, plain and simple 2. It was Fern Gully with bullets, except Fern Gully was better.

[Guest mosinon]

Well that is easy, the worst movie I own is The Stupids. It was a gift fro...

one moment (crunch, break, crunch)

The worst movie I own is Dougal. I keep it around cause the kid likes it.

[hipower]

I call it "dances with aliens".

If it didn't have amazing special effects it would have tanked...

If you didn't like this one...just wait for the sequel.

[DarrellG]

The ATL, daughter rented it then forgot about it.... I then bought it because we couldn't find it at first. That movie is painfully bad.

[Murgatroy]

I'd have to sift through a lot, but off the top of my head there's "Krull" as far as cheesiness goes. I cleaned out a Hollywood video that was going out of business and made room by getting rid of a handful of movies I never watched, so I got rid of a lot of my crappy ones there. Oh, the version of The Punisher with Thomas Jaine and John Travolta. I'm sorry but Punisher Warzone just kicked the crap outta that version. It was everything it should've been. There's the Evil Dead trilogy, there's the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movie, and for the crown jewels of cheesiness, I have the old animated warner brothers versions of The Hobbit, and The Return of The King on DVD. As far as Avatar goes, I won't launch into my entire rant but I will say two things, 1. It was complete and utter crap, plain and simple 2. It was Fern Gully with bullets, except Fern Gully was better.

I own a copy of Krull. I remember that twenty some years ago, it was awesome. Oddly enough, I haven't watched in twenty some years. I find that many times, the movie is better remembered, as opposed to rewatched and ruined.

[Chucktshoes]

I find that many times, the movie is better remembered, as opposed to rewatched and ruined.

Definitely. The wife and I made this mistake with "The Neverending Story". Loved it as kids, absolutely atrocious to watch as an adult.

[Ebow1]

I still watch Krull every now and then and I love the movie, but I make no mistake about it, it is incredibly cheesy.

[Il Duce]

Killer Klowns from Outter Space

[Mike]

Attack Force with Steven Segal.

The Road. Parts were good, but as a whole is sucked. I was really hoping to see the kid on a roasting spit at the end.

[wjh2657]

"Vanilla Sky" No plot. No Continuity. No acting. If you want to experience an LSD bad trip without actually taking the stuff, watch this movie!

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

The crappiest movie I own is Orange County. The cheesiest is Undercover Brother. And the cheesiest movie that I own that is still awesome is Major Payne.

When I was like 14, I knew EVERY SINGLE LINE of Major Payne from start to finish. I think its a great movie.

The worst movie I own is "The Knowing" with Nicholas Cage. I bought it cause I really like Cage, especially from the National Treasures movies, but I watched it once and said, "Can we take this back to Wal-Mart?"

[Will Carry]

PEARL HARBOR! It has so many historically inaccurate scenes. It's the movie I love to hate. The scene where the P-40 is flying back and forth across the airfield with a Zero on it's tail, and they guys on the ground have to climb the control tower to shoot the Zero down. WTF! A Zero would have dispatched the P-40 in about 5 seconds like that. That's just one of the many inaccuracies that made this movie a joke. There are too many to list on here. That is why Pearl Harbor is the worst movie I own. It is an insult to the brave men and women who fought and died on December 7th 1941.

Edited July 10, 2010 by Will Carry

[vontar]

What can I saw, you guys buy some horrible movies.

Someone start a great Movies thread and or Great TV shows thread and I will feel I have something to add.

[RobertY]

Crap GGP2JZ you beat me to the punch.

Killer Klownz from Outer Space

and

St. Elmo's Fire

one more, my mom recommended this one to use years ago so we went out and bought it on her judgment of it being funny as all get out.

The Gods Must be Crazy.

(i think the people that dreamed that one up were a bit touched in the head)

[SHbicycle]

May have to enter that into "Pay It Forward."

My wife got this and watched it the other day and I told her not to watch it but she did.

when I got back from doing somethings she said I WAS RIGHT.

Torque

Pathfinder

Pathfinder I found to be entertaining

THX 1138

Someone gave this to me back in the 80's and to be honest I trashed it 2 weeks ago cleaning out some stuff

I have a copy of ET that I can say I got sometime in the 90's I still have never seen the movie so I do not know if I hate it.

Oh ya my son has Old Yeller

Edited July 10, 2010 by SHbicycle

[Ebow1]

I hate Pathfinder. It is an incredibly inaccurate portrayel of the Vikings' discovery of America, how they treated the Natives, and their way of life in general. Not to mention the MASSIVE amount of historical inaccuracies, physical impossiblities, and just the general crappiness of the plot and cinematography.

[Garufa]

It is an incredibly inaccurate portrayel of the Vikings' discovery of America, how they treated the Natives, and their way of life in general.

As there is no written record of the Vikings' discovery of America, which they did , how do you know how they treated anybody?

Have I missed something? That is an honest qustion, BTW.

[Ebow1]

While there are very little written records about the Vikings at all, there are some concerning their discovery of America. There is also a decent amount of archeological evidence all leading to the consensus that they never raided the Americas. Now I know I'm not citing any sources, but give me some time to dig those up. What I remember about the Vikings and the Americas is that they attempted to trade and settle, and as such had many gifts for the Native Americans, chief among them being dairy products as the Vikings had an abundance of this. Native Americans were notoriously lactose intolerant. Believing to Vikings to have attempted to poison them they reacted with hostility and drove off the Vikings. Besides, just thinking logically the Native Americans did not collect any shiny things of value and were much further away then the various European countries that they raided that trusted all their gold to defenseless monks. (That's not meant as an insult, it's just the truth.)

Now, without citing sources I can tell you that the Vikings did not have horned helmets like many believe and CERTAINLY did not have flails. They also never would have taken a child that young (the one in the movie who was the main character) on a raid of anywhere.

[Guest Lester Weevils]

I don't own any movies. But Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Killer Klowns from Outer Space are all fine movies that do not deserve to be on a bad movies list. They are so bad they are good.

Like stinky cheeses-- How could you tell if a good stinky cheese has gone bad??

[Guest Jamie]

I don't own any movies. But Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Killer Klowns from Outer Space are all fine movies that do not deserve to be on a bad movies list. They are so bad they are good.

Like stinky cheeses-- How could you tell if a good stinky cheese has gone bad??

It quits stinking?

J.

[Guest Lester Weevils]

It quits stinking?

Hi Jamie

Good idea! Quite possible.

[SHbicycle]

Karl Urban, Clancy Brown, & Moon Bloodgood How can you say Pathfinder is bad.

Ciancy Brown alone makes any movie good watch The Highlander, Starship Troopers, & No one has a better voice for Lex Luthor.

Now I know why Obama won.