What's the worst movie you own?

[bubbiesdad]

No I don't mean porn, I'm talking the worst as in corniest, cheesiest, or just plain bad.

What do admit to being in your video library?

For me it's a tie.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Plan 9 From Outer Space

[Guest jackdm3]

Well, because they say that possession is 9/10ths the law, and since it's my wife's, I'd have to say a tie between

Your Friends and Neighbors

and

Solarbabies.

[Murgatroy]

An old Tom Hanks movie called Mazes and Monsters. My wife bought it for me several years ago because she knows I used to play D&D.

After watching it, she apologized profusely, she had no idea it was so corny.

[Guest grays]

My pick is going to have to be CRANK 2 HIGH VOLTAGE. I mean at the end of the movie there is a talking head in an aquarium.

[Mark A]

Watch me get run out of here:

The Matrix... never found anything to like about that movie

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Watch me get run out of here:

The Matrix... never found anything to like about that movie

[runout]

What on Earth are you talking about, that's one of the best Trilogies ever made!!

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[memphismason]

"Trick or Treat" with Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons

[jeremy155rr]

I actually know a handfull of people that like this movie so i'm sure it will offend some....but 'There Will Be Blood' is the worst movie that i've bought in recent years, I thought it was aweful. I've owned worse and probably own worse but its the best I can come up with right now.

[Mike.357]

I have to go with Cold Mountain.

I have no clue why I ever bought it. I hated the book and the movie was every bit as sucky.

I will qualify that with the book and movie were great until the ending. I don't know why I thought the movie would be better.

[Guest buttonhook]

dude where's my car.....always try before you buy

[kb4ns]

...since it's my wife's...

Sorry buddy, but there's no such thing as "her's" in a marriage. You own it too! It's referred to as "community property".

To remain on thread - My wife and I don't buy many movies unless we rent them first and really like 'em. However, she purchased Reservoir Dogs which is among the dumbest of any movie I've sat all the way through. Tarantino does have some good work (Inglourious Basterds), but Reservoir Dogs was a very simple story line, only chopped up and re-arranged and with people named after colors...

[Guest jackdm3]

I said "9/10s" is possession. Is that the wrong term?

[Magiccarpetrides]

George A Romero's uber blunder "Diary of the Dead" is probably up there...im sure I have worse but its the first that comes to mind.

[Magiccarpetrides]

Sorry buddy, but there's no such thing as "her's" in a marriage. You own it too! It's referred to as "community property".

To remain on thread - My wife and I don't buy many movies unless we rent them first and really like 'em. However, she purchased Reservoir Dogs which is among the dumbest of any movie I've sat all the way through. Tarantino does have some good work (Inglourious Basterds), but Reservoir Dogs was a very simple story line, only chopped up and re-arranged and with people named after colors...

Seriously?....I thought that movie was pretty great, if not a little over the top with the whole cutting scene....

[Guest jackdm3]

Seriously?....I thought that movie was pretty great, if not a little over the top with the whole cutting scene....

The cutting is pretty tame compared to "Ichi the Killer."

[Mike.357]

Sorry buddy, but there's no such thing as "her's" in a marriage. You own it too! It's referred to as "community property".

that goes against the basis for any marriage. The axiom is "whats yours is hers, and what hers is hands off"

[kb4ns]

Seriously?....I thought that movie was pretty great, if not a little over the top with the whole cutting scene....

Yep. Tarantino always left me disappointed until he did Inglourious Basterds. That movie rocked! I think it's because his movies were always so hyped up by the time I saw them that I expected too much. Only thing I can figure.

[kb4ns]

that goes against the basis for any marriage. The axiom is "whats yours is hers, and what hers is hands off"

Mike, that's referred to as a "life rule" and applies 100%. I was simply referring to the law.

[Garufa]

I have no clue why I ever bought it.

Nicole Kidman and Rene Zellweger.

Out of my current collection the worst is Clear and Present Danger. Have not watched it once since buying.

[strickj]

George A Romero's uber blunder "Diary of the Dead" is probably up there...im sure I have worse but its the first that comes to mind.

I love that movie!

[Guest jackdm3]

"If you need help, here I am." -Little miss pouty mouth.

[Guest KimberChick]

Dead Alive. The product of rat-monkey relations bites this guy's hag of a mother and turns her into a zombie. It's more like a D- rate horror flick.

Dead Alive (1992)

[Guest jackdm3]

I gotta check that out. It got a 7.6 out of 10 rating from 32,253 voters.

[gregintenn]

Bridges of Madison County. Clint Eastwood lost all his testicles when he made that movie.

[Guest jackdm3]

I knew a lezzie in '94 that thought the bathtime love scene was hot.