Strangest thing store sells, that you feel just doesn't seem to fit for the store.

[vontar]

OK, Here we go.

List a store then an item that for what ever reason you feel just doesn't seem to fit that they actually sell.

I am starting this because a co-worker told me this and I did not believe him until I looked it up.

Walmart sells Coffins shipped to your home.

Search results for coffin - Walmart

Anyone else see anything strange that just does not seem to fit?

Edited July 7, 2010 by vontar
crap, i can't fix the title.

[Guest jackdm3]

You ain't know?

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Wow.. Never knew Wal-Mart sold Coffins. I can't believe they won't do 'Ship to Store'.

[Guest Jamie]

Wow.. Never knew Wal-Mart sold Coffins. I can't believe they won't do 'Ship to Store'.

Oh I can.

Can you imagine the other shopper's reaction at seeing a couple of stock boys helping you lug a coffin out the door and onto your truck? :rofl:

J.

[Guest jackdm3]

Think they take returns?

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Oh I can.

Can you imagine the other shopper's reaction at seeing a couple of stock boys helping you lug a coffin out the door and onto your truck? :rofl:

J.

And whenever you bend over to heave it up, you print your firearm that is concealed.

[Armed Aviator]

Think they take returns?

Could you imagine the conversation between the clerk and the surviving customer. It was only used for the funeral. Clashed with his outfit . . .

[Guest Jamie]

And whenever you bend over to heave it up, you print your firearm that is concealed.

Never mind the case of ammo you load out of the cart and into the coffin after it's on the truck.

( Never waste good haulin' space. )

J.

[Guest jackdm3]

And whenever you bend over to heave it up, you print your firearm that is concealed.

And to brush him off, you could say, "Oh, I'm in coffins sales ... sort of. Do some work, gotta get a coffin. Do some more work, gotta get another coffin."

Come to think of it. That sounds like a line from that "cop" working at the Liquor spot. Clandestine and all.

[Guest db99wj]

....can I get a bulk discount? You can get coffins at Costco! Costco, they also sells Urn's and features expedited shipping!!! Costco - Funeral - Caskets - Expedited Shipping (Must Be Ordered by 2:00pm EST)

Edited July 7, 2010 by db99wj

[Guest Jamie]

And to brush him off, you could say, "Oh, I'm in coffins sales ... sort of. Do some work, gotta get a coffin. Do some more work, gotta get another coffin."

It'd be even funnier if there's a sign on the side of the truck that says something like "Joe's Pest Removal Service".

J.

[Guest jackdm3]

Whatever works in this economy.

[vontar]

db99wj, you made me check

Walmart has Urn's as well

I noticed you can Add Urn's and Coffins to a Wish List and Registery at Walmart. That is just wrong.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Natural-Earth-Cultured-Marble-Adult-Urn/12568652

Edited July 7, 2010 by vontar

[Guest jackdm3]

Could you add it to the "Wedding Gifts" list?

[vontar]

Could you add it to the "Wedding Gifts" list?

Yes

[Guest jackdm3]

Sounds like a good gag gift.

[Guest Jamie]

I'm trying to imagine the look on the cashier's face if you went through the checkout with a coffin, a couple of shovels, a case of ammo, and a "Congratulations on your Wedding" card....

... or maybe a "Sorry for your recent illness" one.

J.

[Guest jackdm3]

[vontar]

I'm trying to imagine the look on the cashier's face if you went through the checkout with a coffin, a couple of shovels, a case of ammo,

and a case of beer, about 10 pm at night.

J.

[Guest Jamie]

and a case of beer, about 10 pm at night.

Heh... I bet you'd never even make it out of the parking lot, before you were surrounded by cop cars.

J.

[Garufa]

Walmart sells Coffins shipped to your home.

Walmart sells tacky-ass coffins. I mean those things are ugly.

They also sell urns if you choose to incinerate a loved one and put 'em up on the mantle....

Search results for urn - Walmart

Edited July 7, 2010 by Garufa

[Il Duce]

who cares what it looks like lol. its not like the dead person is gonna know plus its gonna be buried

[Guest db99wj]

Walmart sells tacky-ass coffins. I mean those things are ugly.

They also sell urns if you choose to incinerate a loved one....

Search results for urn - Walmart

Well the "White Haven" model with it's white and gold bling, would go very well here in Memphis.....

The Memphis folks will get that I bet.

[Guest jackdm3]

and a case of beer, about 10 pm at night.

J.

To put in this, until needed later.

[mikegideon]

Walmart sells tacky-ass coffins. I mean those things are ugly.

They also sell urns if you choose to incinerate a loved one and put 'em up on the mantle....

Search results for urn - Walmart

Those are a lot nicer than the square cans you get from the VA. We had to put a Budweiser sticker on one just to dress it up. Long story.