Went to see The Rabbi today.....

[Guest abailey362]

and there was an SUV on it's side in his parking lot There were emergency vehicles blocking the drive ad couldn't get in. Guess I'll have to try again next week.

[Guest canynracer]

maybe Rabbi scared him?? LOL

[strickj]

hes gonna have to stop shooting out peoples tires trying to get new customers in the parking lot

[Guest Steelharp]

I didn't see THAT when I stopped by; when did it happen?

[Guest Hyaloid]

He probably shot the SUV with a .45

[Guest db99wj]

He probably shot the SUV with a .45

Only if it was a .45 long colt.

[Guest abailey362]

it was right at 11 this morning. I'm still trying to figure out what the guy was trying to do to roll it. The road is straight and unless he ws turing into the barber shop at like 90 mph it'd be tough to flip there.

[Guest Valkyrie]

[Guest triggertime]

An SUV pushed over? Oh that's nothing...that's what happens when someone spends too much time in the shop and doesn't buy anything. The Rabbi is known to vent his frustrations by physical force. So be sure to buy something so your vehicle doesn't get toppled over...

[Guest Hornet Handler]

Did you see 12 Hebrews with horns walking around it?

You know how old school Rabbi is.

[Im Neero]

Did you see 12 Hebrews with horns walking around it?

That's great! I can't remember the last time I saw a Jericho reference.

[Guest Hornet Handler]

That's great! I can't remember the last time I saw a Jericho reference.

It was about 2000 years ago! lol

[The Rabbi]

Yeah, and let that be a lesson to the next guy who tries to "christian me down" on a price!

No, actually that happened just before I got there. Apparantly the guy lost control of the vehicle and rolled it. There are two entrances to the parking lot btw and you could have gone around the back of the building.

I will be open normal hours (11-6) on Mon, closed Tues, and re-open Wed 11-6. Come back. I don't bite. Honest!

[shaftbass]

Yeah, and let that be a lesson to the next guy who tries to "christian me down" on a price!

[KahrMan]

Yeah, and let that be a lesson to the next guy who tries to "christian me down" on a price!

[Guest canynracer]

Yeah, and let that be a lesson to the next guy who tries to "christian me down" on a price!

you owe me a keyboard!!! LMFAO!!!

[Mike.357]

christians are known to be very free with the green.

[The Rabbi]

christians are known to be very free with the green.

Then I must get pagan Scotsmen through the shop.

[Mike.357]

Then I must get pagan Scotsmen through the shop.

Druids?

[Guest ETS_Inc]

Yeah, and let that be a lesson to the next guy who tries to "christian me down" on a price!

That's the first time in a long time that've actually laughed out loud at something I read online. Thanks for the laugh, Bill.

[Marswolf]

Then I must get pagan Scotsmen through the shop.

OK, now you've done it.

I don't care if you joke about my Methodist Christian Roots. In fact some might disagree that Methodists are actually Christians.... But when you start talking about my Scottish heritage, them's fightin' words. And you know how much Scotsmen like to fight.

[fury2neon]

OK, now you've done it.

I don't care if you joke about my Methodist Christian Roots. In fact some might disagree that Methodists are actually Christians.... But when you start talking about my Scottish heritage, them's fightin' words. And you know how much Scotsmen like to fight.

Avert your eyes his kilt might fly up!!

[The Rabbi]

Avert your eyes his kilt might fly up!!

What do Scottsmen wear beneath their kilt??

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[Guest CrazyLincoln]

Sounds like someone needs to see Dr. Phil McCracken, Scottish Therapist!

(SNL reference)