Aston "Helmet Hair" Kutcher Sez..

[Guest Swamprunner]

Do as I say, not as I do....

Ashton Kutcher Blames Republicans for Oil Spill - HUMAN EVENTS

What a twerp.

[Guest jackdm3]

All publicity is good publicity, they always say. He's currently pushing the suckass "Killers." Trust me on that.

[Guest Swamprunner]

Oh, and my brudder sez that a twerp is a person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles....

[Guest jackdm3]

Kirk Lazarous: "You was fartin' in the bathtubs and laughin' your ass off."

Edited June 8, 2010 by jackdm3

[Smith]

Only thing this guy did was be dumb enough to actually go after Demi Moore. Who would've thunk it.

[Mike.357]

meh, gotta consider the source. I doubt his opinions shapes too many others.

[eapking]

Those decisions for deep offshore drilling actually got pushed during the Clinton years, in an effort to soothe (ironically) the environmentalists. Another actor trying to rewrite history.

[USMCJG]

Those decisions for deep offshore drilling actually got pushed during the Clinton years, in an effort to soothe (ironically) the environmentalists. Another actor trying to rewrite history.

I don't think he's trying to rewrite history. He's just dumber than a box of and doesn't know any better.

[LagerHead]

I don't think he's trying to rewrite history. He's just dumber than a box of and doesn't know any better.

Dude, that's just rude.

What did a box of ever do to you to deserve such an insult?

[Guest SUNTZU]

meh, gotta consider the source. I doubt his opinions shapes too many others.

Except for all those young people who blindly follow celebrities. Luckily there are some who don't.

[Guest HvyMtl]

Gotta realize something. In general, Hollywood Actors and Actresses have made more $ then they have sense. And since they do not have to slug it out like us, they have time to speak their opinions, no matter how little informed they are.

[USMCJG]

Gotta realize something. In general, Hollywood Actors and Actresses have made more $ then they have sense. And since they do not have to slug it out like us, they have time to speak their opinions, no matter how little informed they are.

True. The sad thing is that they have so many more resources and so much more free time than the average person that they could use to educate themselves, yet they choose not to.

I would like to publicly apologize to boxes of everywhere for my earlier remark. I now realize how insulting it was and humbly ask for forgiveness.

Edited June 9, 2010 by USMCJG

[Mike.357]

Except for all those young people who blindly follow celebrities.

they are already sold on socialism anyway. With age will come wisdom. Hopefully

[LagerHead]

I would like to publicly apologize to boxes of everywhere for my earlier remark. I now realize how insulting it was and humbly ask for forgiveness.

[Ebow1]

But it it i was so like eloquently pu put together.

[Defender]

Most of you probably do not know this, as its a very closely guarded secret in Hollywood. I only know because my brother's wife's 2nd cousin's uncle's friend works there. Anyway, the deal is that once you get to "movie star" or "celebrity"status, you get to attend a super secret training academy in Hollywood. Essentially what they do there is use a machine that instantly makes you smarter and then they fast track the learning process so you are SO much more informed and smarter than the average bear. then they teach you how to make an ass out of yourself, I mean, but arrogantly about things of which you know nothing about.

[Guest Moody]

That guy is a complete idiot. It amazes me, how people such as he manage to make, and keep, money. Hollywood is garbage.

[JAB]

There is no doubt in my mind that the BP oil spill is an ecological disaster. That said, I guess ol' Assdumb...er...I mean Ashton missed how Obama announced plans to open more offshore areas to drilling - some for the first time - just a few weeks before the current BP fiasco started, huh.

Obama to Open Offshore Areas to Oil Drilling for First Time - NYTimes.com

I guess he also missed how the Whitehouse says that Obama's stance on opening more areas to drilling has not been changed by the current spill:

Obama unchanged on offshore drilling despite spill | Reuters

Seriously, why can't some people learn when to just shut up? I enjoyed Kutcher's performances in "That 70s Show" - but c'mon, he was playing a clueless idiot. How much of an acting stretch could that have been, really?

Edited June 9, 2010 by JAB

[Guest bkelm18]

they are already sold on socialism anyway. With age will come wisdom. Hopefully

How can we be sold on socialism? Everyone under the age of 28 can't tell sh*t from a shoelace. We're just mindless robots who wear flip flops all the time.

[Guest SUNTZU]

How can we be sold on socialism? Everyone under the age of 28 can't tell sh*t from a shoelace. We're just mindless robots who wear flip flops all the time.

Ask the GooRoo or whatever.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Most of you probably do not know this, as its a very closely guarded secret in Hollywood. I only know because my brother's wife's 2nd cousin's uncle's friend works there. Anyway, the deal is that once you get to "movie star" or "celebrity"status, you get to attend a super secret training academy in Hollywood. Essentially what they do there is use a machine that instantly makes you smarter and then they fast track the learning process so you are SO much more informed and smarter than the average bear. then they teach you how to make an ass out of yourself, I mean, but arrogantly about things of which you know nothing about.

In a perverted way that makes sense!

[FUJIMO]

I especially like the added part at the bottom about him failing to recall he drives a freaking diesel sucking rig around like it's a smart car, lmao. My guess is he thinks it runs on rainbows and sunshine rays as I doubt he's ever had diesel on his hands !

[DavidM]

Dude, that's just rude.

What did a box of ever do to you to deserve such an insult?

+1x10^6!!!!!!!!!

[Guest ScottD]

I've never understood why people give two :poop:'s as to what celebrity's say. 95% of them are as dumb as a box of rocks.

[analog_kidd]

Think about these Hollywodd stars: They earn their money my making us believe things that are not true. Basicly, they are professional liars. And they get us to pay them to do it!