TGO ~ (Funny Pics Only) thread

[Il Duce]

[Il Duce]

[Guest jackdm3]

"Your mind powers will not work on me boy."

[monkeylizard]

I thought the "Calming Baby" instructions' "Bad" option was a pretty good idea. I suppose for legal reasons, Granny's XXX hooch could be swapped with Benadryl or cough syrup.

[Chucktshoes]

[Chucktshoes]

[Guest db99wj]

They see me rollin...they hatin...

I think he saw me take the pic.

[Guest jackdm3]

Yet, you're still alive!

[Guest db99wj]

Yet, you're still alive!

1. I could out run him.

2. I could out run him in my Jeep

3. If I couldn't out run him in my Jeep, I could put it in 4LO and drive over him, although, I might high center.

4. I would shoot him in his pinky toe.

[Guest jackdm3]

Quick: Vera, put that razor away!

[pulls gun]

Quick: I ain't playin' games no more. You put that f*ckin' razor away or I'll blow your ******* pinky toe off!

Vera: Oh! Now you're gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.

Quick: I'm not playing with you. I will blow that black, crusty, dead knarled motherf*cker the f*ck off your foot! Now put the razor away!

The best part of Harlem Nights!

[Guest db99wj]

Quick: Vera, put that razor away!

[pulls gun]

Quick: I ain't playin' games no more. You put that f*ckin' razor away or I'll blow your ******* pinky toe off!

Vera: Oh! Now you're gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.

Quick: I'm not playing with you. I will blow that black, crusty, dead knarled motherf*cker the f*ck off your foot! Now put the razor away!

The best part of Harlem Nights!

Oh, damn, I needed that, yes that is the best part of Harlem Nights, I laugh out loud just thinking about that scene!

[Daniel]

A guy I know just posted this on another board I read. While not a picture you will get one from it lol.

In our new office, we don't have any door signs yet... it was recently remodeled. I'm baffled in the difference between the men's and women's bathrooms... we have no women at our office, so I've become quite fond of the lady's room. First off, there is one toilet in here and I'm pretty sure the room is bigger than my first bedroom. Its cavernous. Secondly, this toilet has some sort of jet powered superflush thing going on. It has actually yanked a turd out of me while doing a courtesy flush... the men's room has a standard run of the mill toilet... I want one of these things in my home.... I feel like I could actually dispose of bodies with this thing. The trigger pull is like 20 lbs, haha

Funniest thing I have read all day.

[Chucktshoes]

^ I would imagine the neighbors think they live next door to a hyena the way I am laughing right now.

[Guest buttonhook]

I lost it with this one!!!

[Alpha13]

A guy I know just posted this on another board I read. While not a picture you will get one from it lol.

Originally Posted by Tuff

In our new office, we don't have any door signs yet... it was recently remodeled. I'm baffled in the difference between the men's and women's bathrooms... we have no women at our office, so I've become quite fond of the lady's room. First off, there is one toilet in here and I'm pretty sure the room is bigger than my first bedroom. Its cavernous. Secondly, this toilet has some sort of jet powered superflush thing going on. It has actually yanked a turd out of me while doing a courtesy flush... the men's room has a standard run of the mill toilet... I want one of these things in my home.... I feel like I could actually dispose of bodies with this thing. The trigger pull is like 20 lbs, haha

Funniest thing I have read all day.

:clap:

[Erik88]

[KahrMan]

I am guessing that you will save a lot more than $600 at Toys R Us if you pull out...

[Il Duce]

[vontar]

Holy sh*t, creative.

Makes you wonder if he lost it to a shark?

[gregintenn]

[Il Duce]

my team is sucking straight bad but i was laughing my butt off at that

[gregintenn]

Hey, I'm a Vandy fan......I've got to have something to laugh at.

[Guest Bronker]

Hey, I'm a Vandy fan......I've got to have something to laugh at.

I laugh...to keep from crying:(

[Il Duce]

i feel your pain tonight

[Il Duce]

this had me rolling