Woman suing for being too pretty

[Mike.357]

Why do I feel like it had better be a Hit and Run?

BTW, I discovered a long time ago that all women are crazy.

J.

ftfy

[Guest Jamie]

ftfy

I dunno about that... haven't been through all of 'em yet.

So far though, the brown-eyed ones are winning the crazy contest hands-down. Blue didn't fair much better.

Green seems to be doing okay, so far...

J.

[Guest TargetShooter84]

I'd hit it and run....with extreme cell pics

[eapking]

Think she might be "HIGH MAINTENANCE?"

Guarantee it. I suspect there's more to this story. Maybe some truth in her claims, but I suspect she was a real PITA around work and they just mishandled her termination.

[strickj]

My money bets that this is just a ploy to get a Playboy contract.

Oh, and I agree. She is cute, and I would "hit and ditch"...but I absolutely hate women like this.

[mcurrier]

I thought that most 'single' moms who looked like that were professional dancers. And I don't mean ballet, jazz or tap. She'd probably make much more $ than working at a bank anyhow.

[tnhawk]

say what you want I wouldn't mind being one of her ex-husband's

I'd rather just pay an evening's rent!

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

I'd rather just pay an evening's rent!

+1

Hit it and quit it.... Like my daddy use to say.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Well she is better than.....

Give her 30 or so years and they might be about the same:shhh:

[Il Duce]

she reminds me of this song

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,

That's right, I just have sex with them,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

You're talking to me about stuff, why?

I'd rather see your titties,

Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?

I'd much rather see your titties,

I can't have sex with your personality,

And I can't put my penis in your college degree,

And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,

So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,

That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Knock knock, who's there?

It's me, wondering why you're not naked,

Knock knock, who's there?

Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,

No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,

Something something in the month of May,

Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,

So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,

Women are only good for three things,

Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

Show me your genitals, your genitals,

(What!)

Show me your genitals,

(Your genitalia!)

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

I can give good sex to you,

'Cause I'm really good at sex,

Aww yeah, that's right,

Shake your...bums,

I'm out of here,

I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

[Guest mahahn]

I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm good once, as I ever was.

[Guest oneshotkill]

I bet she is a pleasure to converse with.

Conversing is the last thing I'd do with her.

[safeandsecure]

Why do I feel like it had better be a Hit and Run?

BTW, I discovered a long time ago that all brown-eyed women are crazy.

And yes, I know brown is the most common eye color. That fact doesn't invalidate the argument.

J.

My old boss used to say (and he was NOT "politically correct") ...

"The ideal woman would be a deaf, blind, mute millionairess who owns a chain of liquor stores ..."

The rest of them (he said) "were only good for one thing. And most of them ain't even good at that."

Told you he wasn't politically correct ... but I found that he was right more often than he was wrong ... and he didn't even mention the color of their eyes ...

... As an afterthought, just in case my "better half" reads this, "the views expressed above are not necessarily the opinion of this poster."

[tnhawk]

My old boss used to say (and he was NOT "politically correct") ...

"The ideal woman would be a deaf, blind, mute millionairess who owns a chain of liquor stores ..."

I think we must have worked for the same boss!

[Steelharp]

Conversing is the last thing I'd do with her.

It would be the ONLY thing I'd do with her... maybe for 10 seconds.

[Smith]

She strikes me as the kinda woman who would follow you the rest of your life ...and not in a good way.

[lowbud]

Think she might be "HIGH MAINTENANCE?"

I think that would be an understatement....

[Guest Knightsr25]

My wife says sexual harrassment is never reported at her workplace , however it is graded .

[mcurrier]

It would be the ONLY thing I'd do with her... maybe for 10 seconds.

That's pretty...quick.

[Guest bkelm18]

She's cute.

[Guest HvyMtl]

Um. Seriously, who is her lawyer, and why have they not been disbarred?

She is not all that.

I think she got canned for being overly flirty and dirty at work, and they did not like her being this way. In many cases, people who think they are all that, annoy the heck out of everyone else. So, IMHO, her "I'm too sexy" attitude killed her job.

[Mike.357]

I dunno, I am trying to figure out who to sue because I am so handsome.

Seriously I am.

[saintsfanbrian]

Not my cup of tea - that one. I think I would ignore it. According to my wife I like blondes even though she is a brunette.

Go figure.

[SHbicycle]

I have worked around some good looking women and have found that most of the time if she will not flirt with higher ups she gets labeled a stupid bimbo. Then her work is bad and sometimes they will say you are distracting.

At least she is not on welfare and sucking up my tax dollars.

+1

Hit it and quit it.... Like my daddy use to say.

I'd rather just pay an evening's rent!

Conversing is the last thing I'd do with her.

yep, though RedBaron beat me to it, I would hit it.

She might even be able to make an old man hit it twice.

Did any of you have a Mother?

[Capbyrd]

Did any of you have a Mother?

I do. And I would still hit it.