TGO Joke Thread

[Guest Lester Weevils]

One afternoon a Liberal was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Liberal said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the Liberal replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the Liberal answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Liberal and said, "Sir, you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you.â€

The Liberal replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

[kb4ns]

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of

The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are

authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,

"Excellent trade, sir."

[Chucktshoes]

[bigwakes]

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Ried, and Obama are all in a sinking ship. Who does God save?

The American People!

[Punisher84]

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of

The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are

authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,

"Excellent trade, sir."

LMFAO!!!!

[Guest ADAM]

what does a clock do when its hungry?.......................................................................................................................................................................wait for it..................................it backs up four seconds. HA HA