This will teach you not to go messin' round in Maury County!

[Guest pws_smokeyjones]

Columbia student indicted in theft of cheesestick at school | tennessean.com | The Tennessean

COLUMBIA, Tenn. — A student accused of stealing a cheesestick from a high school lunch line has been indicted on several charges by the Maury County grand jury.

Eighteen-year-old Cortez Wyanna was indicted on charges of theft under $500, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and assault, all misdemeanors. He had also originally been charged with robbery, a felony.

According to The Daily Herald, authorities say Wyanna left the lunch line at Columbia Central High School, entered a restricted area and took some food. They said he resisted when confronted about the incident.

[Mike.357]

you can't blame a fellow for working on his street cred

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

One word.... STUPID....

[Garufa]

you can't blame a fellow for working on his street cred

Now he's gonna go through life being known as "Cheesestick".

Waddup Cheesestick.

Edited May 27, 2010 by Garufa

[Motasyco]

Now he's gonna go through life being know as "Cheesestick".

Waddup Cheesestick.

It's rare that I ever actually laugh out loud but that did it. Twice.

Edited May 27, 2010 by Motasyco
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[Il Duce]

stealing that cheesestick landed him him in some deep Manouri

[Il Duce]

so what if he ate it quickly cause in America, you're considered innocent until Provolone guilty.

[Il Duce]

Sooooooooooooooo i take it the school said, "Cortez, hand it over. This is nacho cheese this is ours"?

[analog_kidd]

Sounds to me like he had to pepperJACK his lunch.

[StPatrick]

He muenster been real hungry if he had to resort to thievery.

[StPatrick]

I can't say I'm entirely unsympathetic to the boy,as I do love fried cheese myself. It's damned gouda.

[dats82]

haha. TGO provides laughs again.

I do not know about now, but when I was in school, lunch was like $1.25 for a full lunch. That would make that cheesestick worth about $0.20. I bet that guy wishes he would have taken something a little more expensive.

[Il Duce]

i remember that. man does that make me feel old and now im all bleu inside

[Guest TnDeerHunter]

Wonder if he ate the evidence???

[Il Duce]

i guess you would find out when he cuts it

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

haha. TGO provides laughs again.

I do not know about now, but when I was in school, lunch was like $1.25 for a full lunch. That would make that cheesestick worth about $0.20. I bet that guy wishes he would have taken something a little more expensive.

As a taxpayer, I would be extremely upset if I lived in this county. Think how much money is going to be spent on this kid for a cheesestick. Honestly, the state and stuff in as much debt as we are, and people are prosecuting for a cheesestick. Ridiculous.

[StPatrick]

As a taxpayer, I would be extremely upset if I lived in this county. Think how much money is going to be spent on this kid for a cheesestick. Honestly, the state and stuff in as much debt as we are, and people are prosecuting for a cheesestick. Ridiculous.

So, to summarize your point, you're saying: 1st -It is improper to blow that much cheese on a cheesed*ck punk who stole some different cheese? 2nd - this impropriety, because of all the cheese wasted, stolen, or lost due to the actions of said cheesed*ck, has you righteously cheesed?

If I understand you correctly, your indignation is entirely warranted (cheese).

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Gay slur.

[strickj]

As a taxpayer, I would be extremely upset if I lived in this county. Think how much money is going to be spent on this kid for a cheesestick. Honestly, the state and stuff in as much debt as we are, and people are prosecuting for a cheesestick. Ridiculous.

He's not being prosecuted for lifting the cheese stick, but for his reaction after being confronted.

Reminds me of the story from a few days ago about a guy who got caught stealing a pack of socks from WalMart.

Once confronted, he pulled a gun and was charged with attempted murder, IIRC.

Instead of taking the fine for a misdemeanor, he decided to up the ante to a felony.

Idiots, what are you gonna do

[Guest bkelm18]

Teach the punk a lesson. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Garufa]

Teach the punk a lesson.

Bingo! If more of these little :poop:'s where shown the error of their ways we would all be alot better off.

[Guest BEARMAN]

Are ya'll sure he wasn't native american??? Maybe...big Chief..."Coldcheese"

[Il Duce]

i just realize we do a lot of Rushan to accuse and Rubing it in in peoples faces. This Saga may not end till justive is served and if he goes to jail his Bundz may hurt.

[StPatrick]

Gay slur.

I was not aware of the connotation. Duly noted.

[MCSCOTT]

haha. TGO provides laughs again.

I do not know about now, but when I was in school, lunch was like $1.25 for a full lunch. That would make that cheesestick worth about $0.20. I bet that guy wishes he would have taken something a little more expensive.

If he's like everyone else in this county, I'm sure he will learn from his mistakes and steal something worth more next time around.