IF THERE WERE NO GUNS WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE

[Guest proudsuthrner]

Prove it!

now why would you go and say something like that huh lol

[Guest jackdm3]

Famous last words....

Scorched one eye. Why not the other?

[Guest proudsuthrner]

Apparently the shock has ruined your ability to spell...

J.

it hsa.. i mean has

[Guest jackdm3]

Wrong again! Around here, the correct spelling is "haz."

[Guest Jamie]

Scorched one eye. Why not the other?

As you wish...

There are much worse, but I figure that's about the limit of what it's safe to post here.

J.

Edited May 26, 2010 by Jamie

[Guest jackdm3]

That is so Memphis, dude. Try again.

[Guest Jamie]

That is so Memphis, dude. Try again.

Nope. Worse than that ain't fit for here.

... or much of any place else, for that matter.

Time to get back to alternate weapons, I think.

J.

[Guest jackdm3]

F i n e.

[Guest SUNTZU]

I always figured you used the space in your head somehow

If I were a doctor, I'd probably be a lot like this one:

Only with a gun instead of a cane...

I'd use the Hypnotoad.

or this...

[Guest Jamie]

Why do you think I like revolvers so much?

J.

[Guest SUNTZU]

Why do you think I like revolvers so much?

J.

Because of all the internal working parts and susceptibility to water and harder to replace parts?

I'm a Glock chicken. GLOCK glock glock glock GLOCK!

Edited to add: This ought to change thread directions. LOL.

[Guest Jamie]

Because of all the internal working parts and susceptibility to water and harder to replace parts?

What ARE you smoking???

Edit: Oh wait, it's that Tenifer thing again, isn't it?

J.

[Guest SUNTZU]

What ARE you smoking???

J.

Lol. Don't shoot!!!

[towerclimber37]

One of the other things I think I'd have to invest in would be a good welded-link stainless steel chain mail shirt. One with a fairly fine "weave" so it wouldn't be too heavy.

J.

Something like this? Neptunic Sharksuits | The Creators of the Sharksuit Technology

I'm fairly sure that if it would stop a shark bite, it'll do what you want.

[towerclimber37]

I'd have to go with the katana also.

the sword has been around almost as long as the spear and the club and is a very good close in defensive as well as offensive weapon.

The reason I'd pick a sword over a club?

with a club, you usually get only 1 swing, and it had better be the right one, against a skilled and sometimes even just an aware opponent.

the sword gives you more options.

[Wingshooter]

You would wield a bra. Final answer?

Ahhh, a double barrel slingshot....

[Guest Moody]

If there were no guns... let me just say this:

I would have the most BAD! ASS! knife collection that you've ever seen. Ever.

[Wingshooter]

As you wish...

There are much worse, but I figure that's about the limit of what it's safe to post here.

J.

Talk about an alternate weapon... If that spandex gives way, all those people would be hit by shrapnel!

[StPatrick]

Three wolf moon shirt and sweet numchuks [sic]. Once I've taken all your women, I'll breed you out.

YouTube - Edward I Of England (Longshanks)

Real answer: my 3-iron.

[Wingshooter]

I would choose a slingshot and keep a sword in case I miss.

[Guest jackdm3]

Three wolf moon shirt and sweet numchuks [sic]. Once I've taken all your women, I'll breed you out.

You can't use "[sic]" that way. Just saying.

*From a recovering English minor from your neck of the woods, MTSU.

Edited May 27, 2010 by jackdm3

[Guest Boogieman]

One of the above...

Or this(paintball marker) loaded with marbles (provided it isnt banned)

[StPatrick]

^^OT, Jack, how should an editor indicate a misspelling?

Thanks!

[Guest jackdm3]

The usual method is to use "(sp)". Just saying. "sic" is used by an editor to illustrate that he/she has quoted someone's statement verbatim, leaving mistakes in place.

*Sorry. I'm in the mood to mess with y'all.

It's an unfortunate side-effect of alcohol.

Thankfully, I'm not a mean drunk.

Either way, you'll consider me a punk.

Edited May 27, 2010 by jackdm3

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

What kind of marker is that Boogieman?