Why California is broke.

[Will Carry]

Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife

services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.

Alternative anywhere else: Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.

Any wonder why California is broke????

[leroy]

I like it!! Sad but true.

Keep up the good work.

Kind regards,

Leroy

[Mike.357]

California is broke because they are supporting a lot of illegal aliens who do not put much back into the budget through taxes. But see if they ever admit it.

[StPatrick]

I hear in TX the governor uses .380 on coyotes and saves the .45 for two-legged predators.

[Guest HvyMtl]

Another reason? Well, U Cal Berkley did a study and found Cali loses a minimum of $54 million a year having Walmart do business within its borders. Even caught Wally-World printing how to get WIC, public housing, and state health care on their paycheck stubs.

Basically it is the "we want all these benefits, but wont pay the taxes for them" mentality...